I break things. Sometimes intentionally. @dell pays me to Infosec. Opinions are my own (and free). #LearningToHack
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17 Mar 2021
St. Patrick is already totally shit-faced.
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20 Dec 2025
A all day.
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D:\ave Weidenbenner 🏴☠️ retweeted
19 Dec 2025
We're wrapping up Royals Giftmas with a golden opportunity! 🤩
Followers who repost this post and tag a friend in the replies will have a chance to win this signed, golden Bobby bobblehead!
ALT A photo of a golden Bobby Witt Jr. bobblehead set against a white background. A cutout photo shows a Bobby Witt Jr. signature on the bobblehead's hat.
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D:\ave Weidenbenner 🏴☠️ retweeted
15 Dec 2025
RT to vote again for the Bears listed in the Top 10 in their position for Pro Bowl votes!
Let’s get them even more!
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D:\ave Weidenbenner 🏴☠️ retweeted
15 Dec 2025
🚨 Victory Monday Giveaway 🚨
Repost for the chance to win a @colstonlovelan1 signed helmet!
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D:\ave Weidenbenner 🏴☠️ retweeted
25 Jul 2025
To any gamers born in the 80s & 90s and going into 2025 still gaming 🫡
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D:\ave Weidenbenner 🏴☠️ retweeted
24 Jul 2025
Hey @grok in 48 hours pick 3 random winners to each receive a $50 fanatics gift card who also like, retweet and comment on this post.
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21 Jul 2025
Uhhh…
21 Jul 2025
President Donald Trump is threatening to hold up a new stadium deal for Washington’s NFL team if it does not restore its old name of the Redskins that is considered offensive to Native Americans.
espn.com/espn/story/_/id/457…
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D:\ave Weidenbenner 🏴☠️ retweeted
20 Jul 2025
As someone who knew nearly every man on that helicopter, you should be ashamed of yourself for posting something like that. You clearly have zero clue as to what actually happened.
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19 Jul 2025
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16 Jul 2025
Somebody just got bodied. 💀
16 Jul 2025
Sure. Poles knew *months* in advance that the Texans were going to guarantee money for their second round pick. Disrupting the signings of 2nd round picks on 30 of 32 teams (those who had them). 🙄
And Poles did such a *bad* job having three second round picks this year, one (still) from that blockbuster trade with Carolina and another accumulated by trading down on top of the normal 2nd round pick the Bears had.
It’s pure incompetence that he managed to score three second round picks this draft on top of a first round pick and all the rest.
He would have been SO better off if he made none of those moves and just had one 2nd round pick this year, especially because through tarot cards and osmosis he should have realized there was a very slim possibility another GM would open up a whole can of worms by guaranteeing money to their second round pick.
I mean why have to deal with this situation for three picks? He should have done it just for one.
I mean who needs Shemar Turner and Ozzy Trapillo anyway? Luther Burden by himself is as good as having all three. 😂😂😂
Here’s another thought. Maybe it’s you who don’t know what a great drafting strategy looks like. And that no GM in the world could plan for every contingency. And none of the other 31 GMs who don’t work for the Texans saw this coming. 🤔
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15 Jul 2025
Ruined
15 Jul 2025
1: absolutely overcooked
2: you gotta cut that steak thinner
3: Straight to jail
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How cool is this @Braves-themed All-Star Game baseball?
Repost and reply for a chance to win one!
ALT A white Rawlings baseball with blue and red stitching and the Atlanta-themed All-Star Game logo on it.
The stars all shine TONIGHT ⭐️
Watch the 95th MLB #AllStarGame live from Atlanta at 8 pm ET on @MLBONFOX!
ALT All-Star Game, Atlanta 2025 American League vs. National League Presented by Mastercard Tonight, 8PM ET on FOX Pictured clockwise from top left: Aaron Judge, Shohei Ohtani, Vladimir Guerrero Jr., Cal Raleigh, Ronald Acuña Jr., and Paul Skenes shown in headshots and action poses in their respective team's uniforms. In the background is Atlanta's Truist Park.
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D:\ave Weidenbenner 🏴☠️ retweeted
15 Jul 2025
55 days 'til the season & we’re giving away a @dodeyingbo signed helmet to celebrate 🎉
RT if you want it!
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D:\ave Weidenbenner 🏴☠️ retweeted
13 Jul 2025
ChatGPT usage linked to cognitive decline, according to MIT research quoted in the Hill.
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13 Jul 2025
Go back to your shanties!
13 Jul 2025
Damn you Baker. This is golf. Not a rock concert.
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D:\ave Weidenbenner 🏴☠️ retweeted
13 Jul 2025
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No more excuses.
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12 Jul 2025
In concept, yes. In practice, no. People struggle to implement change & also self sabotage unknowingly adding too much dressing to salads or too much butter to potatoes, etc.
Don’t be dismissive. Some folks also need something like a GLP-1 to take away the stress from dieting.
11 Jul 2025
losing weight is super simple: you just eat less
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10 Jul 2025
That baseball had a family…the horror. 😱
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8 Jul 2025
This entire concert was insane. 🤘
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