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bridger @bridgerald

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Joined March 2013
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bridger@bridgerald
Mar 26
This is who runs this account btw Watch yourself
mars@marsup1al
Mar 25
this is who ur speaking to btw
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MC Squared@mcsquared34
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Crazy response to a dad earnestly engaging with his children on their terms… which is what they’re supposed to do.
mx🩵@Emmie_exx
Jun 6
is your dad 16
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Sonia@yet_so_far
Jun 3
Bike lanes look empty because bikes travel through them more efficiently than cars do through car lanes. When have you ever seen a bunch of cycles stuck behind each other?
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That Wine Guy 🍷@thatwineguy68
5 Feb 2021
Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈
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ONE OF YOU IS HOOOORNY HORNY TODAY MY WHOLE FEED IS BADDIES CALM DOWN
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I'm being left behind by the AI revolution in the same way I was left behind when Heaven's Gate ascended to join the spaceship that was hiding behind a comet.
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He doesn’t “personally own” it! That would make it a taxable asset! Of course there’s 27 layers of companies and contracts and some such, so that it isn’t related to his personal wealth where the government is concerned. Where the bank is concerned, however…
Mike Beauvais@MikeBeauvais
May 20
“Doubling my taxes won’t help anybody,” says man sitting next to the literal rocket ship he personally owns.
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𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
@OrevaZSN
May 17
There is no data center on Earth that's worth the bees, water, and trees.
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I honestly think they could be higher BUT they should be fully banned from trading stocks, “donations” from lobbyists, and should have term limits. The problem is they keep raising pay, then take more every year from corruption.
Thrilla the Gorilla
@ThrillaRilla369
May 18
No more congress voting on their own salaries. Put that shit on the ballot, let's see how low it can go.
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John Kennedy
@FrazzleMyGimp
16 May 2018
ME: Can I buy you a drink? HER: I have a boyfriend. ME: {counting coins on the table} He can only get something small then.
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This is my quest
𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉
@AbakpaJob
May 13
Few understand the importance of having a sick ass jacket that everyone recognizes you by
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hayden@orchidsfilm
May 11
he's just like me fr
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Monoculture Debatteur@NotADebacle
May 5
There's so much more of this going on than anyone realizes because they completely gutted the regulatory enforcement capacity of the state to stop it
Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes
May 5
We aren’t just getting shorted in product weight on food This is a 100 pack of screws from Home Depot “I just counted them — I dumped 'em out. 73, there's 73 screws in here” Missing 1 or 2 is an error. Missing 27% of the product is fraud Americans are being robbed blind
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I love all my friends but some of you are like this and I JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS TELL ME NO OR LOCK IN FOR ONE AFTERNOON IM ALSO DEPRESSED AND ANXIOUS AND I JUST WANT TO SUPPORT EACH OTHER
ree@twlightszone
Apr 26
like how fucking embarrassing is this
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NASA
@NASA
Apr 22
It's our home. This Earth Day, see our planet as our Artemis II astronauts saw it with these new images from the mission.
Image of Earth bisected by the terminator line. The terminator divides Earth\u2019s surface diagonally, shrouding the top left half in darkness. Earth\u2019s illuminated surface is mostly blue and covered in swirling white clouds. Credit: NASA

ALT Image of Earth bisected by the terminator line. The terminator divides Earth\u2019s surface diagonally, shrouding the top left half in darkness. Earth\u2019s illuminated surface is mostly blue and covered in swirling white clouds. Credit: NASA

Image of crescent Earth. Against the blackness of space, the shining blue and white of Earth appears like a smile. Credit: NASA

ALT Image of crescent Earth. Against the blackness of space, the shining blue and white of Earth appears like a smile. Credit: NASA

Image of Earth from the Artemis II mission. Earth fills the bottom half of the image, its surface covered in blue water and swirling white clouds. Earth\u2019s limb is a blue glow against the curvature of Earth. Credit: NASA

ALT Image of Earth from the Artemis II mission. Earth fills the bottom half of the image, its surface covered in blue water and swirling white clouds. Earth\u2019s limb is a blue glow against the curvature of Earth. Credit: NASA

Image of Earth from the Artemis II mission. Earth fills the top half of the image. Through the gaps in white cloud cover, green and brown land masses are visible, as is blue water. Credit: NASA

ALT Image of Earth from the Artemis II mission. Earth fills the top half of the image. Through the gaps in white cloud cover, green and brown land masses are visible, as is blue water. Credit: NASA

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ΛDRIΛN@AdrianXpression
Apr 22
Ppl r ‘apologizing for supporting Trump’ like: “damn, my bad! I thought this shit was only gon affect you n*ggers & f*ggots!” loooool
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I love seeing this and the replies and being able to guess exactly where their one-trick build struggled.
wi(l)d-screen bæddel@NINtendo_maya
Apr 21
Seeing this clip and remembering when fromsoft made bosses that had slow methodical movement instead of being coke addicts that spasm around the arena with no rhyme or reason
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Brad Jonas@bradtjonas
Apr 21
to be alive
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