"We know more about the surface of the moon than we know about the surface of the ocean." - @neiltyson

This is always funny because women think it’s a switch that goes off when a ring is present lol if you’re not doing it now you won’t do it later

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My dad retired at 59 I will not He had a pension. I have a 401k I can barely fund. He bought his house at 28. I can't touch a down payment at 30. He paid $90 a month for health insurance. I pay $430. At dinner he told me I need to be smarter with money. I nodded. Didn't tell him his entire life was built on an economy that no longer exists. Didn't tell him my generation is paying for his Social Security while ours gets gutted. Didn't tell him the ladder he climbed got pulled up right after him. Just passed the potatoes. Make it make sense

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed the “Teddy Bridgewater Act” into law on Friday, per @AP, meaning high school coaches in the state will now be able to use their own money to help their players with expenses such as food, transportation, physical therapy and rehabilitation services.

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Amen and Ausar Thompson all I need is a month! Let’s get it!✊🏾 THE ART OF SHOOTING

Don’t ignore banana of luck.

"We all love elephants at the zoo. When he come down, sit on your couch, and half your house smell like it, you don't want him in your house anymore. I don't put my burdens on my friends. ... My mother always told me to tell you what depression feels like. I'm not allowed to show you what it looks like. That's why if I cry a little, just act like you don't notice. ... We judge decisions without knowing choices." - Michael Beasley

Homemade junior chicken better since you can load it up with as much mayo as you want

MrBeast explains why the education system is broken 👀 “If we had real courses made through videos, made learning more hands on and optimised everything with modern technology, kids could probably learn more in 5 hours than they currently do in 8 hours"

RT @NaturalBadAssss: I hate this nigger omg

This might sound insane but... There are 7 NBA games today and most people are going to miss the best plays. Here’s your official $1000 parlay for tonight:

He found an unconventional way to make his students pass, A very emotional movie 🎬🍿🤯

Sara rejects Ben at the Love Is Blind altar because of his views on BLM, LGBTQ and the vaccine

Ben Da Don VIOLATED a BIG girl who kept trying to flirt with him and then tried embarrassing him by saying he’s gay for rejecting her 😭💀 “Are you bloated?… Excess sugar… it’s chillin and you’re sweating ”

This is the best relationship advice of the year 2026 ! Don't skip u need it .

Audience member said he ain’t sitting up front for nothing!!! 🤣👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🏾 @mojobrookzz said IKYFL!!!! #comedyreel

Steak Loaded Potato Skins

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