Expected tears? 😭 There’s a 71% chance Ronaldo cries at the World Cup, according to @PolymarketSport.

A patient's wife asked: 'Why does my husband's BP spike here in America when it was always normal back home in Nigeria?' In 12 years of practice I've seen this exact pattern. The biology is fascinating. (Thread) 1/

We do not clown ronaldo enough for saying the world cup is just a “7 game tournament” This is how much the competition means to countries around the world

🚨 BREAKING: France players reportedly explain the reasons behind their loss to Ivory Coast. Tensions inside the French camp are said to have emerged after multiple players realised mid-match they were technically being pressed by cousins, uncles, family friends, and at least one man who attended their parents’ wedding. Kylian Mbappé addressed the defeat after the game. “It was difficult emotionally,” he explained. “At one point I dribbled past a defender and my mother texted me asking why I was disrespecting the family.” Sources say the atmosphere became increasingly complicated as the match progressed. One French player allegedly stopped a counterattack after recognising the opposition midfielder from a childhood barbecue in Marseille. Meanwhile, Didier Deschamps rejected suggestions France underestimated Ivory Coast. “Absolutely not,” he insisted. “We simply struggled tactically against a team containing several players our scouts originally described as ‘future French internationals.’” The manager also admitted communication became difficult during heated moments. “At one point both benches were shouting in French.” “Even the arguments had accents from Paris.” Several France players reportedly requested DNA tests at half-time “just to make sure.” Others are said to have become suspicious after hearing Ivory Coast players use the exact same insults their fathers use during family football matches. One defender allegedly froze completely after being nutmegged by an opponent who then asked: “How is your auntie?” Mbappé later defended the team’s performance. “People must understand this was not a normal international match,” he explained. “This was basically a very aggressive family reunion.” Source: Trust Me.

Hello @LCFC I’m Olaogun, a winger also played as a striker from Nigeria. I’ve spent the last 3 years training daily to get one shot at professional football. I’m not asking for a contract. I’m asking for 7 days on trial to show you what I can do. If I’m not good enough, I’ll walk away with no hard feelings. I’m fast, direct, and I work harder than anyone on the pitch. My highlights are here: youtube.com/@Olaogun9 Thanks, Olaogun |

They beheaded a Yoruba teacher, but the Yoruba President unlooked & chose to celebrate primary election instead.. As a Yoruba person, if you still don't see the issue with this, you are as useful as a dead lizard.

🚨📊| THE STAT THAT DEFINES ARSENAL'S TITLE-WINNING SEASON.🏆 Across 61 matches in all competitions, Arsenal have been behind for just 403 minutes. That's it. To put that into perspective, the Gunners have played 5,490 minutes of football this season and spent only 7.3% of that time trailing. Even more astonishing? ▫️ Arsenal have trailed by 2 goals for just 26 minutes ALL SEASON. Those 26 minutes came in the Carabao Cup Final. Not in the Premier League. Not in the Champions League. Not across a gruelling 61-game campaign. Just 26 minutes. In the Premier League, Arsenal have spent only 8.6% of match time behind on the scoreboard, the second-best record in the division. This is what elite control looks like. While other teams rely on comebacks, chaos and moments of magic, Arsenal's dominance starts much earlier: 🔸 Rarely fall behind 🔸 Rarely lose control of games 🔸 Relentless defensive structure 🔸Elite game management 🔸 Consistent for 90 minutes The biggest compliment you can give Mikel Arteta's Arsenal isn't that they win. It's that they almost never allow opponents to dictate terms. For years, critics said Arsenal lacked mentality. Now they're one of the hardest teams in Europe to put behind, let alone beat. This isn't luck. This is coaching. This is structure. This is control. This is a champion's mentality. 🏆

So similarly Mikel Arteta’s trophy collection is as follows: 🏆 F.A Cup (2020) 🏆 Community Shield (2020) 🏆 Community Shield (2023) 🏆 Premier League (2026) 4 trophies in 6 years. First Managerial job. In Pep’s era too. Generational!

This belongs to all of us.

Champions!!!! Gunners!!!

The mom lost her man to someone who can’t even fight 😂😂

This one was born hungry 🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️🙆🏽‍♂️

I didn’t even hear the rest 😂

For a club that hasn't been winning titles, why does Arsenal have such loyal fans?

Why are people so brazen with their ignorance? 🤮🤮🤮

Defense wins you trophies!!!

This aza man no dey wan carry last. 🤣🤣🤣

P.N Okeke is one of my biggest inspiration. It’s sad that he hasn’t been given the highest national honour. I will donate his complete books set to every secondary school in the South East to keep in their libraries so students can study his work. He is a genius!

That picture was taken by a robot the size of a shoebox, sitting on a rock 186 million miles from Earth. The robot worked for 17 hours, then died. It will sit there for the next 40 million years. The rock is an asteroid called Ryugu. It has been drifting through space since the planets formed. In 2014, Japan launched a spacecraft called Hayabusa2 to go meet it. Inside the spacecraft was a tiny lander called MASCOT, built jointly by the German and French space agencies. For almost four years, the spacecraft chased the asteroid. When it finally caught up, it lowered itself to about 50 meters above the surface and dropped MASCOT. The fall took six minutes. Ryugu has almost no gravity. A person standing on it would weigh about as much as a paperclip. So MASCOT drifted down slower than a walking pace, hit a boulder, and bounced eight times before coming to rest. Then it had a single small battery and a job to do. It carried a camera, a thermometer, a tool that measures magnetic fields, and a small instrument that could figure out what the rocks were made of. It used a tiny metal arm tucked inside its body to throw itself across the surface, hopping a few different times and taking pictures along the way. Scientists later named the area Alice's Wonderland, because the rocks were stranger than anyone had expected. After 17 hours and 7 minutes, the cold of the asteroid's night drained the battery. MASCOT went silent. Seven years later, it still is. The rock is made of material older than Earth. In 2020, the spacecraft dropped a sealed capsule of asteroid dust into the Australian desert. When scientists opened it, they found all five of the chemical building blocks of life inside. The same molecules that, given water and a few billion years, eventually built every plant, every animal, every person you have ever met. That recipe has been out there in the solar system for 4.6 billion years. Our species has been around for about 300,000 of those. A small machine our species put together is now resting on a piece of the early solar system. Long after every pyramid has crumbled to dust, long after every cathedral has fallen, long after every word written by anyone you have ever known has been forgotten, that little robot will still be there.