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19 Aug 2022
to hell with a statue, when i am gone they will name a gender after me 😌😇😎
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Dick from Dyke🦕🦖 retweeted
This email did not find me well senator. Fuck off
ALT The question are you glad ICE has the tools to keep criminals off our streets? With a yes and no box. The no box is checked
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What do you mean they sold *1000* of these before anyone realized they were fake? They claimed to detect someone 500 miles away by a fingerprint and cops were like "Sweet, sounds great"?
Jun 14
Reminds the of that one IED/drugs detection device sold to various police depts back in the 90s that turned out to be just an empty box with dead ants inside. It's fucking funny so I have to share
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quadro…
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America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.
Jun 14
I am once again making a plea. Someone please get these headlights under control!
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crazy how you don't actually have sovereignty unless you have nukes
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If climate change isn’t real, why do republicans need to protect big oil from climate change lawsuits?
Louisiana just made it illegal to sue oil companies over climate change. So have other states. nola.com/news/environment/lo…
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overheard a kid in a stroller in Park Slope ask his mom why someone was getting rid of toys at a stoop sale
Mom: “Maybe the kid grew up. When people grow up, they stop playing with toys.”
Kid, sadly: “Then they just watch TV all day”
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"usually left untouched during sex" by whom??? jesus christ a lot of u need to get 100x better at sex immediately
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I’m a firm believer in kissing places that are usually left untouched during sex. Kissing your hips and ribs. Your spine and wrist. I want to indulge in every part of you.
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Brit’s, explaining their food: so, it’s not supposed to taste good at all
Jun 14
People have to understand that these don’t exist as a food to be enjoyed and savoured. Their function is keep you going through a big Saturday night sesh on the pints
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months after I had my thyroid ablated my family’s car got stopped crossing the border from Canada to the US because it was too radioactive. they made a very nervous border agent approach me with a geiger counter. it started crackling and he cried: “how much did they give you?!”
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This lady on TikTok says her ex was taking her in and out of court fighting for primary custody of their child. After 3 years of litigation, she finally decided to give him the primary custody he was fighting for. After 10 days of having said primary custody, he and his attorney filed an emergency filing to force her back into 50/50 custody. 😂
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Jun 14
Just to be clear: Palestinians who refuse to “voluntarily” enter this concentration camp will be MURDERED. That’s the plan. Stated openly. And people still insist with a straight face that this isn’t genocide.
So, anyone who doesn’t go to the concentration camp will be “eliminated.”
Doesn’t sound genocidal at all…
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Jun 13
Pride Month is a time to celebrate the strength, resilience, and contributions of LGBTQIA Americans and recommit ourselves to the work of achieving equality for all. Rep. Moulton is proud to support the Transgender Bill of Rights and stand with transgender and nonbinary Americans in the fight for dignity, safety, and equal opportunity.
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uh
Jun 13
Liberals are worried that Musk might use his “extreme concentration of wealth” to do what exactly? Explore space? Electrify automobile transportation? Advance free speech on digital platforms?
What’s the threat here?
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You ever think about all the identified lead lines everywhere poisoning the environment cos the ownership can't be traced and the state doesn't prioritize dealing with them?
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Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔
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Makes you think :/
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Applying labor to mud, baking them, and stacking them on top of each other has kinda been an important human industry for thousands of years so...
No. Otherwise applying labor to mud would make mud pies valuable
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RT @KilValmer: unforeseen expenses have left me almost completely broke, i cant even get to my dr's appts now
i have $43 total and i need…
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RIP Freud. You would’ve loved how people identify as Boy Moms and Girl Dads but rarely as Girl Moms or Boy Dads
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Just heard a white woman tell her dog “breathe through it” as the dog eyed a squirrel
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