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Hazel A. D. Major @ca2strophebufet

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Joined February 2022
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Chi Urbanist @chi_urbanist
Jun 6
Same-sex married couple and same-sex unmarried partner households in Barnstable County, MA
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anyone in the western mass connecticut river valley wanna learn kabaddi? I was thinking we could have a wedges division and a heels division. idk if barefoot sports will ever take off again on this continent but certainly not where it's this cold
sydney 🏳️‍⚧️ @interkosmos_dog
Jun 2
i was caught playing tgirl baseball by the lovely bailey thisdogllhunt
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heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver
Jun 3
check out this three and a half year old photo of me wearing almost all my pairs of glasses at once. they're prescription! highly recommend
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slow down
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simon @Simonjenkin
May 19
hemmingway would be - and i mean no disrespect by this - a they/them furry
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Bat'ko @batko_anarkhiya
May 6
The fact that no one on the left—and I mean *no one*—is even willing to *pretend* the snake oil can regrow hair and cure all ails, in the service of using that as moral leverage to push for regulation, shows that we care far more about looking smart than confronting the issue
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we are frighteningly well resourced @poisonjr
May 2
A lot of bigotry is the fear of becoming emotionally attached to someone who you think is going to die or live a very painful life. I feel this a lot when people can't look at me. They don't want to waste love on a mayfly.
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lydia @dacarez0ne_
Apr 30
the halo benders might have the perfect mix of vocal styles
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Towns and Fixed Route Bus Service through Massachusetts Transit Authorities - Mar 2022 (after v1 in Dec. 2021) I intend this map of Massachusetts with all 351 administered towns to show where there is fixed route bus service, in each local RTA, now with out of state connections.
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@dacarez0ne_ this is way out of date i gotta do another version but here are some lines
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i think the last version i did was 2023. mostly there are more towns to count in now but there are some that sort of lost service. but it's complicated
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naomii @joymodingg
Apr 25
though many commit crimes against it quite regularly
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fleur @bugfleur
Apr 25
i just think they like it more. probably genetically something there
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scamantha likely @idiotbraingf
Apr 18
every shoes off household got floors look the same as shoes on household
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⛓️ G W Ξ N ‼︎ @POISONOMICON
Apr 17
PUT OUR TRANS FLAG UP AT STREET LEVEL EXPECTING TO GET A BRICK THROUGH THE WINDOW BUT ALL WE GET IS DOLLS THROUGH THE DOOR
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heɪz(ə)l @cisgenderhaver
Apr 15
im not taking my hazels off, i am hazel o'toole
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Jim @JamesDatt
Apr 16
Hazelnut is the sleeper. Italians know.
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this hazel bait is delicious and just for me or i suppose other hazels
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Grace
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Apr 13
Despite your best efforts
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Grace
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Apr 13
I am literally packing it up girl. That’s what this is
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roxy demento @falseroxy
Apr 11
you can take a bone-in skin-on chicken thigh on a pretty long walk before you have to start heading back
picardie aurora @picardie_aurora
Apr 10
there should be a food that gets better the longer you cook it with no upper bound
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