Data-loving geek working with/in tech. In a past life, wrote nonsense on scrolls instead. In this life, secretly a stack of raccoons masquerading as an adult 🦝

Joined January 2009
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17 Jan 2024
This is the best piece of journalism WSJ has ever put out. Ever. >Flaco the Famous New York City Owl Has Become a Peeping Tom - The Wall Street Journal apple.news/AmApOuU3ZTtygGO1e…
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10 Jan 2024
15 years of utter nonsense and dumpster fires and somehow it's gotten worse; weird. #MyXAnniversary #Twitterversary
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10 Dec 2023
Shit, am I a @Dodgers fan now??
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I have been coding in Python for 8 years now.⏳ Here are 7️⃣ amazing Python libraries not known to many...👇
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19 Nov 2023
Was literally everyone else in Vegas too busy? Really?? Justin Bieber??? What the fuck. #f1 #LasVegasGrandPrix
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6. Frank Herbert, Dune
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20 Sep 2023
It’s time for @Nick_Offerman's sexy soil talk. Regenerative farming is key to fixing food nutrition and climate change. There’s no better place to start than with nurturing our soil. See how you can help: on.nrdc.org/3RmHm6I
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20 Sep 2023
California is stepping up to fight for everyone's future. Big Oil's reckless campaign to cover up their role in climate change reveals a profit-driven disregard for humanity—it's time they're held accountable. on.nrdc.org/3EKcbef
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🚨Breaking News🚨 OpenAI releases DALL-E 3 Midjourney has got competition now. 🧵 A thread
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17 Sep 2023
At least football is still marginally entertaining — just watched one of the Dallas D-line just… sit… on the Jets QB after he slid down the field.
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Yoshinobu Yamamoto, you are a Boston Red Sox.

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To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.
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1 Jun 2023
Welp. They weren’t wrong… it’s the hope that kills you. #TedLasso
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31 May 2023
The way things are shaking out, I’m 100% going to be sobbing in the middle of a transcontinental flight watching the #TedLassoFinale and I am HERE FOR IT #RichmondTilWeDie #TedLasso
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30 May 2023
My favourite lesson from Ted Lasso ❤️ x.com/deccanspider/status/16…

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29 May 2023
Bill Hader after dropping the most jaw dropping piece of television you’ve seen #BarryHBO
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"Most people die at 25 and aren't buried until they're 75" Why? 4 reasons and solutions:
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A List of Things People Blamed on Flappers 🧵
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May is Volcano Awareness Month. We have volcanoes. You are now aware. See you next May.
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To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.
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