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🚨 The Big Balls Interview: Fighting Fraud, Waste, and Abuse In this interview with the DOGE legend Big Balls (Edward Coristine), we talk deeply about the fraud and national debt crisis plaguing our nation. Just while filming this podcast, we acquired an additional $810,000,000 in debt. This demonstrates just how bad the crisis is. If America doesn't cut out all fraud, waste, and abuse, younger generations will never have the same opportunities as those before them. It is time to end all fraud, waste, and abuse. If you enjoy it, please give this a like and reshare with others!
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🚨 BREAKING: OVER 40 “daycare centers” in Columbus, OH opened up using the SAME defunct Somali shell company on the SAME day, and collected $14 MILLION in subsidies in 2024 alone Just CUT OFF the subsidies all together! It’s OUT OF CONTROL!

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1 Dec 2025
Record-breaking day for our customers with flawless performance throughout the entire Cyber Weekend. That’s the power of the Salesforce Ohana—always delivering the seamless, reliable experience our trailblazers need to win big. 1.5 trillion page views and zero worries. ❤️🎅
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Caleb Bryant retweeted
1 Dec 2025
I agree Gavin, the NYT distortion of @DavidSacks’ leadership in AI, Crypto & Quantum isn’t journalism—it’s almost strategic sabotage. While American’s bicker, our rivals are studying David’s every move. I’ve known David for decades, and I’ve never seen him sharper or more necessary. We need to remember, America wins the century by elevating builders, not tearing them down. David, let’s win this. 🇺🇸🚀 #Ohana
Deeply strange @nytimes article about @DavidSacks Leading in AI is good for America. And there is no way for America to lead in AI without American investors in AI doing well. Irrespective of whether those investors are David’s friends or his enemies. And like everyone who has been in Silicon Valley for a long time, David has enemies in Silicon Valley who are also doing well by investing in AI. The most disappointing part of the article is that there an interesting debate to be had about the wisdom of selling deprecated GPUs to China that are 18 months ahead of Chinese domestic alternatives and roughly 15 months behind our state of the art. As someone who is an active investor in national defense and super patriotic, I think this is a good idea but reasonable minds can disagree and zero attempt was made to engage with the relevant issues. From a conflict of interest perspective, I think they are being appropriately managed and this has been to David’s economic detriment. His defamation attorneys letter to the NYTimes makes it clear that an exhaustive, good faith effort was made to divest from all potential conflicts. But it is quasi-impossible for David to fully divest from *every* company he and/or Craft has invested in that might *conceivably* benefit from good AI policy making. At the limit, theoretically every company in America and the American government itself (i.e. government bonds) benefit from good AI policy making. I would guess that most of David’s assets are in private companies - if he were to leave the private sector entirely and put his assets into a blind trust he would still know what he owns as they are not liquid. Even if he were to do some dog and pony show of full divestment and a blind trust, does any reasonable person think he would not be able to walk back into Craft with his current economics intact? And everyone who is even remotely qualified to shape AI policy has the same theoretical conflicts of interest. I am 100% ok with talented citizens being able to have a dual role in the government and the private sector. That is actually the entire point of the SGE program. I think there is an argument to be made that it promotes and incentivizes ethical behavior. The downside of malfeasance for David is enormous and there is minimal upside relative to what he already has. Separately, the @nytimes urgently needs to provide remedial math education for these journalists and their editors. The idea that 500,000 GPUs sold to the UAE could generate anywhere near $200 billion in revenue to Nvidia is ridiculous. I look forward to the correction that will be assiduously posted to the @NYTimesPR account which has 90k followers vs. the main account with 52.8m followers. I should note that while I do not know David well, we have many good friends in common and I like him personally. More importantly, I am grateful for his service, which has unquestionably cost him a vast amount of money. And my superstar sister-in-law is a partner at Craft, for which David is lucky.
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When I signed up for @xfinitymobile along with my current @xfinity internet, home security and cable that I would see a net savings. The reality is XFINITY will find a way to charge more than what you used to pay when your services were unbundled.
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Gorilla Group's take on why the Magento Commerce acquisition by Adobe will accelerate demand for experience-driven commerce specifically for B2B merchants. #commerce #b2b #magento #adobe lnkd.in/euuXbCr lnkd.in/ewWAqed

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We've seen record growth in 2017 tied to our quickly expanding Magento Commerce portfolio. Press release: bit.ly/2xQKA7t
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Magento Commerce experiences over 90% growth among IR Top 100 websites thanks to launch of Magento 2 and Magento Clo…lnkd.in/eqYizVj

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Excited to hear @peter_sheldon speak about trailblazing a new path to digital engagement at Gorilla Group's Summit o…lnkd.in/euYdcXf

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It's the content of the story that is told around the product that builds unique experiences #hybris #customerdays2015
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Retailers are leveraging channel convergence to turn customers into clients #hybris #customerdays2015
Digital transformation still must be centered around the customer experience #hybris #gorilla
Planned obsolescence can be applied to business strategy to reinvigorate revenue growth as models mature #CDLive2015
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@calebfbryant Thanks for coming!
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