the majority of people don’t deserve access to you
Joined September 2025
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Jun 12
Listen kids if you get good grades & don’t buy lattes or avocado toast one day you can buy a social media platform to fling right wing propaganda in an attempt to buy an election & when that fails you can use tech to rig the election & then you too can be a trillionaire one day.
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If a woman sends you a nude, do NOT reply with a thumbs up emoji unless you're looking to be disemboweled
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Jun 14
being horny really does put a strain on my commitment to personal growth sometimes.
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Probably just a coincidence that a man becomes a trillionair about a year after having unfettered access to our government's finances, right? 🤔
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Reverse cowgirl, so we can watch your team lose together
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Jun 14
8000 nerves on the clit and you managed to find the one located elsewhere.
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Jun 14
it’s sexy to try and it’s cool to care. death to nonchalance
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I asked the cat if I could make him his own fluffy butt Twitter. He said, and I quote, “Meow.”
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Jun 14
Being difficult as a pretty woman is a protection spell.
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do not add me to ur group chat I’ll just make it all about tits
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Jun 14
low cut shirt so I can stare at my own boobs
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Somewhere in between agitated, depressed, stressed, tired and horny.
It’s…something.
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