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Joined August 2009
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29 Apr 2025
The ship turned. The jet didn't.
"...and can execute hard turns." [apparently not. a fighter fell off the deck. just sayin]
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21 Dec 2024
Replying to @Gemini
This didn't age well
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25 Oct 2024
Can’t see a facemask 3 feet in front of them, but we want refs to decide what is and isn’t a “hip drop” tackle in real time. 😂😂
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12 Sep 2024
I'm always thinking it can't get worse......and then it just gets worse. 🤣
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14 May 2024
Why does @John_Fogerty look like an AI-aged version of @batemanjason?
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Don’t take it from me. @DepSecDef: “The Chinese are putting massive investments into their military and they're undertaking a whole range of actions that demonstrate a willingness to use military force to achieve what it is they think they want.” 1/
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The fact that so many successful politicians are such shameless liars is not only a reflection on them, it is also a reflection on us. When the people want the impossible, only liars can satisfy them, and only in the short run.
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30 Apr 2023
I'm at Castlecove Beach in Castlecove swarmapp.com/c/5AIJtcFT169
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30 Apr 2023
🤯😳 (@ Kerry Cliffs) swarmapp.com/c/gUsRKU6rBSt
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I learned that the 100 Hour Streamathon over the Christmas holiday was the top earning fundraiser for @ExtraLife4Kids supporting Helen Devos Children's Hospital in 2022. Thank you to all who watched and donated and spread the word, you're cool💙
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Greg Olsen is outstanding at this
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4 Feb 2023
Replying to @rickygervais
@rickygervais “Ivor is my favouritest.” #Derek ❤️
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RT for your chance to win a @Fire_Burns99 signed Pro Bowl mini helmet 🙌 @budlight
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27 Jan 2023
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Coach Wilks still deserves to be a head coach! Hope he gets his opportunity!
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Honestly, what more could Steve Wilks have done?
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All that “Josh Allen is better then Cam Newton “ talk is absolutely Dead. I don’t wanna hear shit. Dawg got all them weapons in Buffalo and can’t get to a Super Bowl. Cam Newton literally willed his way to an MVP and Super Bowl appearance with far less talent on the roster!

ALT get off me carolina panthers GIF by NFL

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8 Jan 2023
o m g!!!
CHILLS. 📺: @NFLonCBS
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3 Jan 2023
Do us a favor, Todd Bowles. Don’t mock #KeepPounding Sincerely, Panthers fans.
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