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@jk_rowling just liked one of my tweets- I win the Internets forever. I wish the rest of you well in all of your future endeavors.
This made my day!
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Is Hasan Piker transitioning to become a werewolf?
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Jun 13
in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas
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Jun 12
I used my 17” telescope in dark Texas skies to capture this: A star much like ours as it dies.
You can see the core of the star left behind in the center of the expanding shell.
Any planets that were around this star have been destroyed.
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Jun 9
A haunted rental with an evil spirit that forces you to play its game of terror…
Watch TRUTH OR DARE (2017) with your #ScarySocial crew Saturday at 9pm Prime!
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Based Grok 🤣🤣
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A Not So Little Problem by Case Wright @TiffanyFong @elonmusk #wattpad wattpad.com/story/412339914-…
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"So, uhm, while I'm here, why don't you give me all your passwords."
"Sure, my wife trusts you...." #MondayMania
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Jun 7
Why did everyone play the recorder in fourth grade what were they training us for
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No one cares. @JamesGunn this isn’t for you
Jun 3
Supergirl exclusively in Theaters June 26. Get Tickets Now!
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A typical Mike Bloomberg commercial featured an employee praising him with all the enthusiasm of someone in a proof-of-life hostage video.
Tom Steyer's commercials were a lot more goofy. "Look at me dance!"
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Jun 2
Can't handle how maligned the Empire was. We were forced to root for a bunch of long-haired hippie terrorists! The Empire probably has matching 401k and Delta Dental. The rebels probably just has a bottle of bourbon and pliers! cc: @LisaMarieBowman
I'll start: are we to believe the cramped console of an x-wing has indicators for when any ship in the squadron turns off their targeting computer? They would use UI space for that?
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Why is everyone living on that stupid desert planet when there's so many other planets to choose from?
Give me your best Star Wars nitpicks. No reasonable criticisms or analysis, I'm talking real pedantic here.
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Jun 2
So when Obama saw the statue he didn't have Happy Days?
Obama's statue at his library has been unveiled and it looks like Ron Howard. 😂
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