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2 Apr 2018
Should I watch tonight's game or repeatedly punch myself in the face? #orioles
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Watching all these World Cup videos of people from abroad experiencing US weather reminds me of when our friends from Ireland got to our house just in time for a tornado warning last year and their son immediately thought we were all going to die
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No but like is the president doing this birthday ufc thing to redeem himself from last year’s embarrassing birthday parade that no one showed up to because everyone hates him?
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Grayson Rodriguez is leaving the game with some sort of an injury after he walked Cedric Mullins to load the bases with one out in the third.
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They’re gonna be 10-11 under by the end of this road trip
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It’ fine tho because no one will be held accountable for any of it.
The Orioles have committed 3 errors in the 9th inning. Gunnar Henderson made one on a ground ball that allowed Will Wagner to reach to open the frame. Then, Rodolfo Durán reached with 1 out on a play that featured errors by both Jackson Holliday and Henderson.
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They’re getting their asses handed to them
The Orioles are five games under .500 and 2.5 games back from the AL’s last wild-card spot as they enter perhaps their most difficult week of the season: Six road games on the West Coast against the Mariners and Dodgers.
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Why does this team STILL have piss poor defense? There’s an obvious lack of accountability/respect somewhere. Or maybe it’s a culture thing. Whatever it is, the Orioles are not a winning baseball team and won’t be until something changes.
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Casey retweeted
No one is knocking down the doors in the AL East, but the Orioles must win series against teams like the Padres when they are playing at home. There is absolutely no reason for a talented team to play like a playoff team last 10 games and play like a AAA team the next 10 games.
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Of course they lost. Their manager thinks it’s fine for the other team to throw at his players.
FINAL: Padres 5, Orioles 2
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Hey @OriolesPR for the love of god, media train your manager
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No wonder this team plays like they do. Jesus christ.
Between not getting fired up after that missed call in Toronto, to legit defending how the other team intentionally hit his player, my opinion of Alby can’t possibly be lower.
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Between not getting fired up after that missed call in Toronto, to legit defending how the other team intentionally hit his player, my opinion of Alby can’t possibly be lower.
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Never shaking the soft label. Ever. What a completely stupid response.
Orioles manager Craig Albernaz on the HBP/ejections in the 9th inning: "Trey hit Bogaerts in the head and their dugout didn’t like it at all. Obviously, it definitely wasn’t intentional. It was a two-seam that slipped out of his hand. "I get there why they’re mad, the ball hit him in the head and he had to come out of the game. I’m not saying the ball to Gunnar was on purpose, but it was done the right way. And that’s why there was no gripes from us and Gunnar was fine with it and just took it to first base."
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Did…did the manager of a major league baseball team just DEFEND how the other team hit his player?
Craig Albernaz on Ron Marinaccio hitting Gunnar Henderson with a pitch in the 9th inning: “I’m not saying the ball to Gunnar was on purpose, but it was done the right way. And that’s why there was no gripes from us, and Gunnar was fine with it.“
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I’m sitting on my porch and yelled “mookie nooo” so naturally my neighborhood thinks I’m insane
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MOOKIE OMG
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This team is gonna perpetually be 3-8 games under. Just can’t keep momentum.
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I’ve turned on the white sox game so it’ll be jinxed, naturally
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Guys. They’re doing it again. They’re sucking us back in
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OKAY CANO
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