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Cate Bachman retweeted
Jun 14
my ex really ruined romance for me because now whenever a guy starts acting nice, i'm not moved. i'm just suspicious. it all feels like a PR campaign until proven otherwise. its not even funny atp
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Cate Bachman retweeted
Jun 11
English is funny— we “park” in the “driveway” but “jack off” in the “company bathrooms”
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the entire government is my boyfriends to me
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Jun 10
do i weird you out or have i weirded you in
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Jun 10
hot girls have weird sleep schedules and ancient grudges
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Jun 8
I need to be someone’s bratty expensive sexy annoying problem
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Cate Bachman retweeted
Jun 7
capri sun packages were designed to teach kids how to do emergency tracheotomies.
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Jun 6
locking myself in a hot car and going to sleep
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Jun 7
when papa john's slogan was "papa's in the house" that was so scary to me. you do not have permission to be here
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Jun 6
I should be able to tell an AI I want to kill myself without it freaking out. It should get what I mean
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Jun 6
my corolla saw it’s own shadow, 6 more weeks of toyotathon
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Jun 6
Ive been training my pelvic floor to kill people
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Jun 6
Maybe she's at the Super 8 motel off I-95 with Hunter Biden as friends
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