Half an hour after an Aer Lingus flight reached 30,000 feet, the captain made an announcement:
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain, Sean Thomas. Welcome aboard Flight 280, non-stop from Dublin to Chicago. The weather is perfect today, so we should have a pleasant, smooth, uneventful flight. So just get comfortable, sit back, relax, and… OH… WHAT THE HELL!!”
The plane went completely silent. 😳
A few moments later, the captain came back on the intercom:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m so sorry if I alarmed you. While I was speaking, Maureen - our new and rather clumsy flight attendant - accidentally spilled coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
From the back of the plane, a passenger shouted:
“For the love of Jaysus, you should see the back of mine!” 🇮🇪😂