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Carlos retweeted
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Job applications are like “not that it matters lol but are you hispanic”
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Get your Pedris and Vitinhas out of here. This is a big boys game @BellinghamJude
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If Bruno Fernandes is the best player in the Prem that league might be genuinely washed
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“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

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YO CUANDO VI A LA HORMIGA Y A MORITA LLORANDO DURANTE EL HIMNO 😭🇲🇽

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Todos en el jale hoy.
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Carlos retweeted
May 30
Sex is good but have you ever scrolled through twitter after Arsenal bottling a trophy

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Lowest point in the history of my beautiful club if this happens
🚨 BREAKING: Raúl Asencio dreams to WEAR the Real Madrid #4 jersey next season. @diarioas
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There's apparently no money to forgive student loans or provide healthcare to Americans...
The Justice Department is creating a $1.8 billion compensation fund for people who claim they were unfairly targeted by the Biden administration. The fund, financed with taxpayer money, was created as part of a settlement in exchange for Donald Trump dropping his lawsuit against the IRS, where he sought $10 billion in taxpayer-funded damages. Sources claim that January 6th defendants could be included in those compensated.
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Carlos retweeted
May 13
START THOSE ENGINES, JAPAN AWAITS 🌸🏎️ To celebrate the upcoming release of Forza Horizon 6, we're giving away 6 Premium Edition digital codes of the game. For your chance to win, follow @XboxUK AND: 💚 Comment for an Xbox Code 🔁 Repost for a Steam Code Winners will be chosen on Friday the 15th of May
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Carlos retweeted
Y ese codazo de Eric García a Bellingham por que no es penal?
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“Besides Satoru Gojo of course” ahh stat
Harry Kane is the only player in UCL HISTORY bar Cristiano Ronaldo to have 12 direct goal contributions in three consecutive seasons 🤩👏 Ronaldo did it for SEVEN successive seasons 🤯
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Carlos retweeted
Apr 7
Ooh, now you're letting go 🌕 As our Artemis II astronauts prepare to leave the lunar sphere of influence and return to Earth's gravitational pull, they listened to "Tokyo Drifting," by Denzel Curry and Glass Animals, as their wakeup song.
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Carlos retweeted
He’s trying to make a joke but they’re both in Serie C right now playing for Arezzo.
It's crazy to think the Italians from Kicking & Screaming never qualified to play in a World Cup
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Funniest person they could've put lmaoo
We believe.
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Buddy this is all you..
Florentino Perez is not happy.
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SAY HIS NAME! TELL US HIS NAME! 🕺

Golo do Real Madrid CF. ⚪ 2-1 🔴 [80'] #RMCFSLB | #UCL
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Carlos retweeted
Me walking past Kristi Noem with the 17 dollars in my savings account.

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DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY (DHS) SHUTS DOWN DUE TO LACK OF FUNDING: BNO
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