Writer @newyorker

Joined December 2009
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25 Aug 2022
Returning to Twitter to announce that I Shazam'd a Jack Harlow song in earnest at Equinox today
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Fantasizing about absolutely crushing influencers at tennis :/
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29 Mar 2021
Ugh still not old enough to get vaxxed :( x.com/NYCSpeakerCoJo/status/…

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25 Mar 2021
A little book rec from moi x.com/NewYorker/status/13750…

.@cbattan reviews Sigrid Nunez’s novel “Salvation City,” from 2010, which depicts life in a locality in the aftermath of a public-health crisis that is eerily similar to the coronavirus pandemic. nyer.cm/zHJ4TF5
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Carrie Battan retweeted
Excited to be in The New Yorker talking about knitting with @cbattan as I am every week newyorker.com/magazine/2021/…
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13 Mar 2021
Me greeting my dog every morning x.com/KimKardashian/status/1…

You are my dream come true. I’m so happy to be your mommy
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Drake using "We'll see what's about to happen next, okay?" as a HOOK is the apotheosis of Late Quarantine
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Carrie Battan retweeted
"For Matthew Williams, designing is a process that can look a lot like shopping." Buckle up your harnesses and chest rigs and dig into @cbattan's 🎯 profile of the new Givenchy designer. gq.com/story/givenchy-design…
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12 Feb 2021
Autoreply: Yes I'm aware that my significant other is in the Britney doc ;-)
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11 Feb 2021
My favorite profile of the year is about... Ciara and Russell Wilson? x.com/zachbaron/status/13598…

11 Feb 2021
Celebrity marriages… how do they work? I asked Ciara and Russell Wilson. gq.com/story/russell-wilson-…
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26 Jan 2021
Waiting for a snowstorm of indeterminate strength and size to arrive is how I imagine my editors feel while anticipating a draft ("8 inches, beginning sometime mid-day" inevitably means "a light dusting tomorrow morning")
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Carrie Battan retweeted
Fascinating @cbattan interview w/ Jenna Lyons, formerly of @jcrew: from the Obama years, to her struggles with a rare genetic mutation that leaves her w/ no eyebrows, no eyelashes, and fake teeth, to Ashley Merriman of Prune cooking for her during Covid. newyorker.com/culture/the-ne…
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27 Dec 2020
I can’t wait to see how this turns out
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16 Dec 2020
I will always remember 2020... ...as the year all clothing brands started referring to inventory liquidation as "archive sales" or "retrospectives" 🧐
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