Tech | Professional bathroom singer | Foodie | Ambivert | almost obsessed with Cloud Native technology #Do it Now!

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Success is inversely proportional to hard work without direction! Give your mind & brain some space to think & breath and that shouldn't be an excuse to be lazy. 1. Have goals. 2. Make to-do lists. 3. Get it done, every day. 4. Never put off for tomorrow what you can do today
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Anyone living in Reading here?
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Teach your boy child “ Men are not Polygamous in Nature Teach your boy child that “a Man not cheating isn’t Simp but rare gem Teach him not to seek Validation from DAMAGED Men on social media Teach Your boy child how to handle Rejections Teach your Boy child Consents & No means No Teach your Boy the beauty of staying faithful with one woman Teach your boy child respect towards women Teach Your boy child the gravity of their actions Lastly :Be a Good examples to your boy child because you can tell them all this things but if you’re not leading by examples then you’re a joker. Happy INTERNATIONAL BOY CHILD DAY 🩷.
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I really really love London ♥️♥️♥️
My home! 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 I know this city like the back of my hand. If you are ever in town and need a quick tour, we are setting up a company for it. And if you need a tour a bit of inspiration, I could be your group tour guide. "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. For there is in London all that life can afford." - Samuel Johnson
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My home! 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 I know this city like the back of my hand. If you are ever in town and need a quick tour, we are setting up a company for it. And if you need a tour a bit of inspiration, I could be your group tour guide. "When a man is tired of London, he is tired of life. For there is in London all that life can afford." - Samuel Johnson
london is always the best city on earth but it just becomes even more magnificent in the sun. today was insane
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Mar 11
"The only woman who screams at me is the one I sleep with" 😂 Truth telling at another level. x.com/LadyM1306/status/20314…

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🚨 NEW: The Greens have overtook Labour and are now polling in second place ➡️ Reform UK - 23% 🟢 Greens - 21% 🔴 Labour - 16% 🔵 Tories - 16% 🔸 Lib Dems - 14% Via YouGov for The Times and Sky News
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I have officially joined the Green Party as a member in Birmingham and paid my one-year membership fee. I have also registered to attend their first South Birmingham Action Day Event next Saturday March 7th. Time to get fully involved and start making a difference! 🟢🟢🟢🟢
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There is a fine line between male and female intelligence...

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Starting and running a business in 2025 Britain - let’s walk through it. You’ve got a good idea, managed to save a few quid to invest and want to give it a go. Let’s say it’s a cafe. Generate wealth, create jobs and contribute to your local economy. Great idea. You just picked the wrong country to do it in. Registering the damn thing is complicated enough, and that’s the easy bit. Next up is the bank account? You’re treated like a criminal and it takes week - opening a cafe, not a terrorist cell. You manage to find a premise, good location. Oh, it costs a fortune. Rent through the roof and you’re forced to pay thousands to the council. For what? The filthy high street? The rapid customer service? Hmm. Yet another rip off. Inspections are a nightmare, it’s never-ending bureaucracy from people who have never created anything in their lives. But somehow you get it off the ground and things go well. You need to expand, hire someone. Ouch. PAYE, national insurance, pensions, HR policies, health and safety risk assessments. One wrong step and you’re facing an employment tribunal. Is it even worth the risk? It’s becoming more and more expensive, and risky, to hire people? Why bother? Maybe you try and get independent contracted help. Ah. IR35 puts a stop to that. We wouldn’t want any flexibility now, would we? That would make too much sense. Your accountants already cost an absolute fortune. They’re bleeding you dry just so you comply with the layers and layers of regulations. But let’s say it’s gone well, and your hard work is paying off. Turnover hits £90k. The dreaded VAT threshold. That means if you essentially then have to start charging VAT. That means everything gets 20% more expensive for your customers. Or you are forced to absorb the costs. Or you deliberately make less money to stay below the threshold. Just brilliant. Maybe you want to keep the cafe open later? Serve some alcohol? Have some music on? More licences. More costs. More inspections. More bureaucracy. Why bother? Waste collection even costs a fortune. Remind me, why are you already paying the council? You try and ring the council, you’re on hold for 30 minutes. Brilliant. Customers are waiting. You finally speak to someone. They’re rude, and haven’t got a clue what they’re doing. They promise they’ll get back to you, but they only work four days a week and on Thursday they’re working from home. No answer, you have to chase and chase and chase. Incompetence reigns. Right. We’ve got through all of that, now you want to pay yourself? Not unreasonable is it? For working 16 hour days to get the business off the ground? Corporation tax slices your profit down. Maybe there’s some left. Dividend allowance has been cut, so there’s less to take there. Tax rates are up too. Hmm. Okay, well let’s take a small salary and some dividends. Maybe you’ve got student debt too which takes a large chunk? It is brutal. Even making money costs money. It costs to deposit, it costs to accept card payments. No holiday, no protection, no respect. All risk, and you’re treated like dirt by the Government. You look at it all and just think, why bother? Why not work for the public sector as some irrelevant bureaucrat obstructing everyone else? Get 60k, 35 days holiday and you can literally never be sacked. What’s the point? Why take the risk? Just do that instead. We desperately need to back British enterprise. Reward those who take all of the risk. And actually, support local businesses where we all can. We should be slashing corporation tax, doubling the VAT threshold, increasing personal allowances, abolishing business rates for high street small firms, reducing national insurance contributions, cutting tax on salary/dividends, brutalising red tape and PLENTY more. If you do these things, you will generate MORE tax revenue. It is really not a complicated principle. Does Reeves understand that? No. The woman is clueless. Absolutely clueless. She does NOT understand what she is forcing on business owners. Let’s see if she can run our cafe for a week. Absolutely NO chance. I’m with the men and women who build businesses, create wealth, and generate opportunities. They have my full respect. The politicians running our country certainly do not. My message to our cafe owner? Keep plugging away, it will get better. Please know that at least one MP is fighting for you in Westminster.
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Black tech girl retweeted
19 Dec 2025
A reminder: consistency beats motivation every single time. Show up even when it’s quiet. That’s where the real growth starts.
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Dear Engineering teams, If your architecture is correct, you can have both but if not, please don’t trade speed for security
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Hear what a Pastor in Borno state has to say… Omo this is hard 💔🥹 It now seems to me like the Christianity we practice in the south is child’s play

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8 Oct 2025
Knative has officially graduated within CNCF! 🎓 This milestone marks the maturity of serverless event-driven apps on Kubernetes, with new features on the horizon to support AI and legacy integration. Congrats to the Knative community! 🚀 Learn more: cncf.io/announcements/2025/1… #CloudNative #Knative #CNCF
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Video: Governor of Oyo state Makinde raises LAUTECH security guards’ pay from ₦18,800 to ₦80,000 after one guard boldly spoke up at a public meeting.
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Video: Governor of Oyo state Makinde raises LAUTECH security guards’ pay from ₦18,800 to ₦80,000 after one guard boldly spoke up at a public meeting.

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🇳🇬👑 WAFCON 2025 CHAMPIONS! 10 titles and still counting! The Super Falcons have done it again. QUEENS of African football! 🏆💚 We’re proud beyond words. With love from all of us @NIUKCommunity #SuperFalcons #WAFCON2025 #TeamNigeria #NIUK
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As a former Uber driver, the service of Bolt and Uber has become abysmally poor in Lagos. Uber used to be top shit and was an amazing experience until bolt entered the market. Instead of Uber to stick to their quality service, they decided to compete and start hiring non vetted, low quality drivers like Bolt. It was downhill from there as both services went to shit. Back then to get accepted to be an uber driver you need to do a test on a iPhone at their Ikoyi office and how you looked was key. We used to get down to open the door for customers and make sure their experience was great. Oh the good old days where there was Uber black. I requested an uber yesterday and had to call the guy to confirm if he was coming or not. You see an amount and the driver tells you he can’t go for that amount that you have to double it or he would cancel. Shitty ass cars that sound funny and look like they’re 5 minutes from breaking down with bad ac and smelly interior. The rating system doesn’t even mean anything and nobody cares anymore. It’s all a money grab now.
Bolt drivers believe they can survive without the app. They don’t appreciate what the engineers have built. Everytime they complain of 5% I tell them to delete the app and pay agbero and load on the road. So simple, you don’t need it, delete it.
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UK Supreme Court just ruled that law defines women as people born biologically female. This is a huge win for women, men, and sanity in the UK and the West. Now every country needs to get onboard and recognize in law what is a woman. Congratulations to UK women!
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Now you know.
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