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Mamdani must’ve had them all sing the clean up song
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u crave the 5% of texas that looks like this
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Imagine predicting the concept of nfts
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Jun 14
you apparently wanted aniya so bad but was kissing kenzie every morning and night before yall went to bed? alright paw patrol
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The shot of everyone holding up the pickles is genuine art
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Jun 14
Hot take I’m more annoyed at the 1937193791 people who shared this so it got spoiled for EVERYONE else than I am at the actual love island account that took it down as soon as they noticed
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Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?
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Jun 13
the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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Jun 13
just found out about the official tubi pride merch that they had at weho pride😭
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Jun 11
This gif changed me
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Jun 13
he’s like if trump was a plastic surgeon
Jun 12
Dr. Miami says critics of Clavicular’s nose job “have no idea what they’re talking about,” arguing that the procedure gave him near-perfect facial proportions.
“His facial ratios are now exceptional. I’ve never seen anything quite like it,” Dr. Miami said.
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Huge find
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puppies for everyone ❌
puppies for pedophiles ✅
🚨 Per Trump’s request, Ghislaine Maxwell is now being given gourmet food and has been provided several puppies.
She is serving a 20-year sentence for child sex trafficking.
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Not a single adult in sight, just a bunch of 12 year olds😭 this is actually crazy
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Jun 12
This woman on tiktok is asking if her baby doing this every time she lifts her up is normal, and this comment is sending me 😭
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Jun 12
Texting your depressed friend always keeps U on your toes
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Jun 12
for context:
Jun 12
the mississauga towers look like if the twin towers tried to dodge the planes
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