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RT @queerlilgremlin: βalmost fourβ sure sounds like he doesnβt consider the fetus sheβs pregnant with to be a real person yet
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A man just called me evil, I needed that. Thought I was losing my spark for a minute.
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Men be like β Iβd do anything for you β and then do nothing
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Me when the Chopped contestant doesnβt know what a Buddhaβs hand is: you f***ing idiot
Also me: pushes on the pull door for 30 seconds before figuring it out
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thought this was gypsy rose
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Men are like wow she really ruined our relationship by noticing how shitty I am π€£
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How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better.
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groot ass potato
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Marked safe from marrying a man who posts about my "former promiscuity" on social media for clout.
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gun pointed at yo head, name a rock
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If your family cares anything about you they will toss your corpse into an Arbyβs dumpster as you requested.
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left a country that wasnβt excellent just to end up in a county that doesnβt party on
π¨These two left a country because they didn't like its government jailing people over social media posts...
...to live in a country who's government jails people for social media posts.
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The Melania movie is now on Netflix if you were looking for something to not watch tonight.
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