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What a trip. My heart is full
15 Jun 2025
Thread of my club World Cup games:
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Host nations recording ez dubs, then there was Canada…
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This is why ppl think the avg American has 2 working brain cells
The only reason why the US doesn’t win every World Cup is because our best athletes choose football, baseball, basketball, and hockey over soccer It’s like we are sending our 5th string up against everyone else’s best
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And they say Americans have main character syndrome
I’m hearing early UK viewing figures for South Korea - Czechia are very low. I’m not sure what FIFA expected putting it on at 2.30am. Utter woke nonsense.
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Jun 11
lol the two guys recording themselves celebrate. Ppl can’t just live in the moment in anymore
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Jun 10
Scored and done it already in a final. Something England won’t be doing this time round 🤷‍♂️
cole palmer stealing the ice cold celebration from morgan rogers, trademarking it, then not making the world cup squad where rogers can show it off is delicious irony to me
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Jun 8
Sorry Knicks bros… I’ve seen the script, your destiny is tied to arsenals, close heartbreak is guaranteed. San Antonio is taking this in 7
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*Only team. There I fixed it
Worst team to ever win the club world cup😂
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Look at these mumu’s trying to hate watch a “pre season” tournament. Was always pure copium

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4 MOTM awards out of 7 knockout rounds including 3 straight from the semis onwards. That dusty guy rice can never replicate it
This guy can cross like David Beckham, defend better than Ngolo Kante, can play 6 AND 8 to the highest level. Unicorn. Best midfielder in the world.
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Has got his priorities all wrong. The priority is to win. The rest come later. United didn’t get their global fanbase and revenues from marketing they got it for consistent success decade over decade with SAF. These pricks piss me off so much
Chelsea Co-owner Todd Boehly on the importance of being a global brand: "If you look at Dodgers, Lakers, Chelsea, these are all giant brands. 
 The brand is global. The awareness is global. The fanbase is global. They’re more than football clubs. They are lifestyles. They are entertainment platforms. Everyone wants something to root for, right? These give people things to root for. 
But if you look at the UK, there are 116 professional football clubs. There are a lot of examples of businesses, or clubs, that have not done financially well. To compete, you have to have a revenue, and to have a revenue, you have to have a global footprint.” (via @kierangill_DM)
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This still fries me 😭😭😭😭
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Kvaratskhelia who? Ever heard of Mosquera?
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Can’t even secure a long term front shirt sponsor. Criminal incompetence
🚨👕 Chelsea’s attempts to find a lucrative long-term, front-of-shirt sponsor look to have been dealt a serious blow by a season in which they finished 10th in the PL. It has previously been reported that Chelsea had been holding out for a front-of-shirt deal worth £60-£65m, but The Sponsor has estimated the club’s fair market value to be around half of that at £33.6m. (@Matt_Law_DT) #CFC
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Imagination fc
PSG successfully destroyed three dreams here. 😭😂😭😂😭😭
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Arsenal fans do this hilarious thing where they act like their bottler tag is unfounded or something. There is empirical evidence of it. Stop victimizing yourself and trying to force this bottle tag onto other clubs
No one’s calling City bottlers yet they beat us and had a game in hand and ended up 7 points behind. If Arsenal had done that…..
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They’re 1 ahead overall but we’ve clean swept the lot. Rather ours every time. No skeleton cabinet here. #holes
Jun 2
Would any Chelsea fan want to swap their trophies with Arsenal’s?😜 Thank you @ChelseaJF14 🤝
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European cup/champions league has gone on for over 70 years. Those goal posts are firmly planted and you’ve missed them every time
They will change the goalposts and say why haven’t we won the Super Bowl
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We’re the ONLY club in history to win all 5 UEFA competitions: UCL ✅ UEL ✅ Conference ✅ Super Cup ✅ Cup Winners’ Cup ✅ Other clubs chase trophies. We collect them 💙 If your club’s missing any of these, don’t blame the refs. Blame the standards😉😉
Brag about your club 💙
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that happens when your objective is not to lose rather than to win exactly why the Centurions are better than Invincibles
When you realise Arsenal went unbeaten in the Champions League this season while PSG lost twice 🤯
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Saka was just 3 goals away yesterday from scoring a hatrick in UCL final. Believable player 🥹❤️
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