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5 Nov 2024
You know who else was a carpenter with an inspiring message?
Sabrina Carpenter Registered 27,000 Voters on Tour, Engaged More Voters Through HeadCount Than Any Artist in 2024 variety.com/2024/music/news/…
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2 Nov 2024
“would it be enough “i will literally
if i could never smash the phone
give you peace?” of anybody who
talks shit about
you.”
2 Nov 2024
Taylor can retire ‘Peace’. No need for it anymore. The Kelce family DNGAF.
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27 Oct 2024
The best thing about the internet after getting ordained is commenting, “as a pastor I love this!” on trans affirming, anti-white nationalism, and pro Gaza stuff.
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11 Sep 2024
"I have concepts of a plan" - Trump on health care (and basically everything)
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11 Sep 2024
screaming “GOOD ANSWER” at the tv for kamala like a contestant on family feud
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Forgive me if I speak my native Evangelical for a moment and say it almost feels like the spell is broken, winter is over, and Aslan is on the way.
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6 Aug 2024
On lighter note, Tim Walz is your average Middle Eastern uncle on a Sunday bbq “oh you are vegetarian… no problem, here’s some chicken kabob.”
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7 Aug 2024
She’s “The Man” coded and he’s “So Hugh School”
She is our Taylor swift rhetorical queen and he’s our Travis Kelce one syllable word king.
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6 Aug 2024
It is @JesseHersh8’s internet and we are all just living in it.
6 Aug 2024
"Walz is a Lutheran" "Walz isnt really a Lutheran" but what if we LutheRAN to the polls
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6 Aug 2024
Is this how we make America great again?
What’s a hotdish you ask? Here’s an award-winning recipe of mine to get you started:
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22 Jul 2024
See and this is why I think we will win.
22 Jul 2024
I just spent 23 minutes teaching my aunts how to do a Group FaceTime so they can pray for Kamala Harris.
Two of them have Androids so they’re switching to Zoom.
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13 Jul 2024
This is nothing like the presidential fitness test I did growing up.
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30 Jun 2024
I find the “Joe had a bad debate but he’s still much better than Trump” line so offensive. No Democrat — literally no Democrat — is saying “oh I’m with Trump now.” We’re saying we have better Democratic options to beat Trump, and beating Trump is absolutely essential.
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9 May 2024
THIS IS NOT TAYLOR'S VERSION?!? WHAT DOES IT MEANNNN #ParisTSTheErasTour
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