Lead Technologist @ReportersLab at @DukeU, financial regulation, computer scientist and journalist. Former @RJI at @Mizzou, @ICFJKnight with @OCCRP.

Joined April 2008
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Funny how financial regulations and claw back policies could be useful, eh?
12 Aug 2025
I've been in crypto for over 10 years and I’ve Never been hacked. Perfect OpSec record. Yesterday, my wallet was drained by a malicious @cursor_ai extension for the first time. If it can happen to me, it can happen to you. Here’s a full breakdown. 🧵👇
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It will take time to feel the full impact of all that my Administration has done. But the seeds we planted will grow and bloom for decades to come.
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Bon Iver has been live streaming a shot of some woods since October 18th. No clue or indication as to why. youtube.com/live/1sz2tr-yNYk
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New Daily Show???? On a Monday??? Woo hoo!!
TONIGHT! @BillAdairDuke joins Jon Stewart to discuss political fact-checking and his upcoming book "Beyond the Big Lie"
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THE CEO OF MAZDA JUST SAID THE 2025 CX-5 IS GONNA BE THE BEST ALL AROUND VEHICLE ON THE MARKET AND EVERYONE IS ACTING LIKE THIS IS NORMAL
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11 Sep 2024
Report: You’d Be At Awesome Raptor Scene Right Now If You’d Just Watched ‘Jurassic Park’ Tonight Like A Normal Person
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Autocracy in America doesn’t start with stormtroopers. It starts with a crazy and sinister story about chickens. New podcast with @anneapplebaum and me, where we see the worrying and weird parallels between America and autocracies we know all too well theatlantic.com/podcasts/arc…
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This makes me cry, why are the worst languages the most popular?
The most popular programming languages in 2024 blog.adafruit.com/2024/09/03…
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Python is... fine... but how it became the default I'll never really get. JS is (still, and always) terrible. Java I guess is for corporate stuff. C I really hope I just for video games. I could go on but I skip to #11 (Go) and lower if I want to actually build anything.
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This is @NYCMayor’s McGuinness Boulevard. Where massive trucks and speeding cars are prioritized over the lives of our neighbors. Eric Adams and the @NYC_DOT are breaking their promise to Greenpoint to make McGuinness safe. They ought to be ashamed of themselves.
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really fun to watch everyone collectively discover that the third-biggest city in the united states is in fact a pretty interesting place with a lot going on
19 Aug 2024
chicago is sick actually, i had no idea
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People are watching Minneapolis Airport on FlightAware to see if Tim Walz is the VP pick — as if a midwesterner wouldn’t pack their car with 18 hours worth of snacks and leave at a sensible 3am to beat the traffic
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SCOOP: Between 20 to 30 people may be released from Russian prison in a matter of hours, incl. Evan Gershkovich, Vladimir Kara-Murza, Ilya Yashin and many others, a source familiar with planning for the exchange says. Surreal to think about themoscowtimes.com/2024/07/3…
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30 Jul 2024
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: To deliver a safer, more affordable, more livable, and better-run city… I proudly announce my candidacy for Mayor of New York City. Please watch our new video to learn about my vision for the city, and join our campaign at landerfornyc.com
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This is why I couldn't deposit a check this morning. If safe mode's the only option this is going to take weeks.
19 Jul 2024
Latest #Crowdstrike update seems to be pushing machines into a BSOD loop. Major outages around the globe.
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A reminder that Hillbilly Elegy is a bad book and mostly just poverty porn that Vance half made up. If you'd like an alternative that *actually* explains the region's people check out Deer Hunting With Jesus by Joe Bageant en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deer_H…
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The purpose of propaganda is not to make you believe something. It is to make you believe nothing. Then you will do nothing.
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I am appalled to learn about the shooting of former U.S. President Donald Trump at his rally in Pennsylvania. Such violence has no justification and no place anywhere in the world. Never should violence prevail. I am relieved to learn that Donald Trump is now safe and wish him a speedy recovery. My condolences go out to the close ones of this attack’s victim, a rally attendee. I extend my wishes for strength to everyone who is horrified by this event. I wish America emerges stronger from this.
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Once more, I see we’re going to argue over whether the (tentatively identified) shooter was far right or far left, when the fact is that unstable, extreme personalities often migrate from one to the other in search of an identity.
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In @nytopinion Next week, Donald Trump will be nominated as the Republican Party’s candidate for president. “He is, quite simply, unfit to lead,” writes the editorial board. nyti.ms/3LEtsJn
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