Comedian/Writer/AMC Stubs A-List Member. Formerly: MrBeast, Airrack, PapaMeat. Currently: So True Podcast.

Joined July 2011
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John Wayne Gacy was a birthday party clown from Illinois.
7 Jan 2021
Protester killed in Capitol was Air Force vet from California trib.al/XhAboLf
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They cancelled the watch party and screwed over all of the bars and businesses in the area just so he could get booed fall asleep in a luxury box.

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‘PIZZA MOVIE’ is currently on track to surpass ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’ at the global box office. (via: variety.com/2026/film/box-of…)
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Sources tell me @KristiNoem’s husbands big fake boobies are stable. Please God.
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PIZZA MOVIE. April 3rd. Not in theaters. On Hulu. written and directed by BriTANicK starring Gaten Matarazzo, Sean Giambrone, Lulu Wilson, Jack Martin, Peyton Elizabeth Lee, Sarah Sherman and Caleb Hearon.
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Mar 17
Everything is perfectly clear. Iran could not be allowed to get a nuclear weapon, which they have been months away from developing for well over a decade. Also, Trump is the only president who could have kept us out of war with Iran, as he himself repeatedly told us. So we destroyed their nuclear capabilities, which Tulsi said they didn't have, in 2025. Then we attacked them last month because Israel was going to attack them because they were months away from developing a nuclear weapon since we destroyed their nuclear capabilities, and that would lead Iran to attack American bases. Iran has never posed a threat to the United States, but we had to attack them first, not because of Israel, but because they posed an imminent threat to the United States. Fortunately, we have won the war, which was not a war but a special operation, in Iran now several times in the last two weeks. It is basically over but might not be over for some time because we already won. We also don't need anyone to help open the Strait of Hormuz, which we knew they would close, which is why we didn't prepare, and we now need allies to help open. What are you guys not understanding?
There are many false claims in this letter but let me address one specifically: that "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation."   This is the same false claim that Democrats and some in the liberal media have been repeating over and over.   As President Trump has clearly and explicitly stated, he had strong and compelling evidence that Iran was going to attack the United States first.   This evidence was compiled from many sources and factors. President Trump would never make the decision to deploy military assets against a foreign adversary in a vacuum.   Iran is the world’s leading state sponsor of terrorism. The Iranian regime is evil. It proudly killed Americans, waged war against our country, and openly threatened us all the way up to the launch of Operation Epic Fury.   Iran was aggressively expanding their short-range ballistic missiles to combine with their naval assets to give themselves immunity – meaning they would have a degree of a capabilities that would give them immunity to hold us and the rest of the world hostage.   The regime aimed to use those ballistic missiles as a shield to continue achieving their ultimate goal – nuclear weapons.   The President, through his top negotiators, gave the regime every single possible opportunity to abandon this unacceptable course by permanently giving up their nuclear ambitions in exchange for sanctions relief, free nuclear fuel, and potential economic partnerships with our country.   But they would not say yes to peace because obtaining nuclear weapons was their fundamental goal.   President Trump ultimately made the determination that a joint attack with Israel would greatly reduce the risk to American lives that would come from a first strike by the terrorist Iranian regime and address this imminent threat to America’s national security interests.   All of this led to President Trump arriving at the determination that this military operation was necessary for U.S. national security, which is why he launched the massively successful Operation Epic Fury. The Commander-in-Chief determines what does and does not constitute a threat, because he is the one constitutionally empowered to do so - and because the American people went to the ballot box and entrusted him and him alone to make such final judgments. And finally, the absurd allegation that President Trump made this decision based on the influence of others, even foreign countries, is both insulting and laughable. President Trump has been remarkably consistent and has said for DECADES that Iran can NEVER possess a nuclear weapon. As someone who actually witnesses President Trump’s decision-making process on a daily basis, I can attest to the fact that he is always looking to do what’s in the best interest of the United States of America — period. America First.
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As someone who works in the podcast industry on one of the biggest shows in the world, I can say with full confidence that the level of editing and cutting out extremely long uncomfortable pauses as well as people from Trump’s team pausing the interview is astronomical.
The first sit down interview the President of United States grants after launching his regime change War in Iran is with Jake Paul. We are not a serious country. This is not a serious administration. You don’t hate this timeline enough.
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Posting a video about cutting legal oversight of combat operations immediately after you admitted you killed 170 girls in an airstrike on a school is insane.
For over 20 years, legal shops across the military services have grown bloated—duplicating efforts, muddying lines of authority, and pulling judge advocates away from what matters most: advising commanders in the fight. That ends now.
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“I didn’t lose this game, I’m actually winning a different one”
Thank you @POTUS Trump for appointing me as the Special Envoy for the Shield of the Americas. @SecRubio and @SecWar are incredible leaders and I look forward to working with them closely to dismantle cartels that have poured drugs into our nation and killed our children and grandchildren. The Western Hemisphere is absolutely critical for U.S. security. In this new role, I will be able to build on the partnerships and national security expertise, I forged over the last 13 months as Secretary of Homeland Security. We have made historic accomplishments at the Department of Homeland Security to make America safe again: we delivered the MOST secure border in American history, 3 million illegal aliens have left the U.S., we have located 145,000 children, FEMA delivered disaster relief at a 100% faster rate, we ushered in the golden age of travel, saved the American taxpayer $13 billion and revitalized the U.S. Coast Guard.
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Could someone addicted to cocaine write THIS??
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16 Nov 2025
YouTube TV should include an option to completely mute Tony Romo during NFL broadcasts #ChiefsKingdom
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9 Nov 2025
Jonathan Vilma just tried making a “6 7” joke to Donald Trump’s face TWICE and both fell completely flat. Woof.
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What do you mean, “you just don’t know”? The guy you’ve cheered on and given oxygen too is and always has been a grifter, draft dodger, a possible pedophile-let’s release the Epstein File- felon, mean spirited, malignant narcissist, and incompetent who inherited his fathers wrath……………………but ya didn’t see any of that… #Getdafuq
Theo Von on DHS using him in a deportation snuff film: “My father immigrated here from Nicaragua. One of my prized possessions is…his immigration papers from when he came here — I have them in a frame...This was just fucked up. It was fucked up.”
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The Eagles commit a penalty on 92% of tush push plays.
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9 Sep 2025
Interesting!!!!
Trump on Mike Tyson raping a 18 year old girl: "Mike should serve some time and everything else, but...here's a woman that was dancing at his door at one o'clock in the morning." (May 1992)
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2 Sep 2025
Silver lining: the gap in the score of Bill Belichick’s first game at UNC is still smaller than the age gap between him and his girlfriend @PardonMyTake
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19 Aug 2025
Kinda cool!
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Bill Burr's All Things Comedy Hires Chance Nichols As Director Of Network Creative And Strategy deadline.com/2025/08/all-thi…
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20 Jun 2025
Mesothelioma rn
The Trump administration is planning to repeal the ban on asbestos, a toxic material that causes cancer.
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14 Jun 2025
Because it’s not fun. It’s 6,000 people marching past you in formation. That’s it. There are no clown cars or floats. The soldiers hate it and it’s dumb.
14 Jun 2025
they're having a hard time hiding their boredom
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