Makes confused faces while coding; sometimes @RoaveTeam pays me, other times for free. Tech stuff, politics, (attempts at) humor. phpc.social/@cspray he/him
Joined June 2011
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19 Feb 2023
I got my Twitter archive downloaded so this is gonna be my last tweet. Will likely be looking at deactivating my account but I'm not sure I'll be going that far.
Twitter has been only social media I've consistently used.
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19 Feb 2023
It is a shame too. Had some genuinely positive interactions on the site. Hell, I only have my dream job of trolling Roave team members because of Twitter!
Elon's enshitification of the service has been about what I expected.
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19 Feb 2023
Honestly, I get more engagement about PHP, the subject I tweet about, with the PHP Community Mastodon. So, that's where I'll be posting my microblogging content in the future.
phpc.social/@cspray
š Bye Twitter, it was good while it lasted. Sorry you turned into shit.
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13 Jan 2023
She's right, gamers don't want to hear about feminism.
But, they _need_ to hear about it. The rampant misogyny in the gaming community is maddening. If you bring this stuff up you're just being political. It honestly disgusts me and has made me highly limit who I play with.
12 Jan 2023
The problem with my Twitter is all the subjects I talk about all hate each other.
Gamers donāt want to hear about feminism.
Progressives donāt wanna hear about Porsche.
Pinball people donāt want to hear about politics.
And Porsche people donāt want to hear about queer politics.
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13 Jan 2023
I mean, I know the first thing I'm doing.
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13 Jan 2023
There was joy in software development? I call shenanigans.
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5 Jan 2023
Ooof.
Not surprising in the slightest. But, still...
Ooof.
5 Jan 2023
Oops! I did again, @washingtonpost:
I created a Twitter account pretending to be @SenMarkey (with his permission) and applied for Blue āverification.ā
And once again, Twitter took my $8, asked zero questions and gave the fake account a blue checkmark.
wapo.st/3VHo2Qg
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3 Jan 2023
The Consultant column tracks.
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3 Jan 2023
First day back after the holidays
ALT Gandalf looking confused (meme template). Captioned "I have no memory of this work"
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30 Dec 2022
Me: *discussing serious issue impacting multiple members of the team*
My manager: *subtweets me in a shitpost*
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30 Dec 2022
Typical Alabama. City has problem it won't/can't solve. Citizen does something about it, city looks bad and retaliates.
Trap/Neuter/Return is hard work. The city should be working with them to help end their feral cat problem, not wasting resources prosecuting them.
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29 Dec 2022
The T-1000 in Terminator 2 was the pinnacle antagonist in the Terminator franchise.
29 Dec 2022
i guess im just saying it doesnt ever feel like anything in avatar, long after the movie, makes you feel like "oh yasssssssss" the way footage of the t-1000 running still makes you feel.
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29 Dec 2022
Those poor girls absolutely getting posterized by Julia Child.
29 Dec 2022
Julia Child was 6' 2" (188 cm) and so dominant at college basketball that the administration at her college banned her from dunking.
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23 Dec 2022
I appreciate that the hotel makes it clear thereās no smoking of any kind.
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23 Dec 2022
Thereās a meat and/or cheese smoking joke here but Iām too tired.
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23 Dec 2022
In-law Iāve met twice: Youāre a computer wiz right?
Me, slightly terrified: Iāve tricked some companies into paying me to work on computers if that counts.
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22 Dec 2022
Iām in my favorite cafe in BTV and I discovered that in one of the walls people have left behind little bites and poems. Really cool. Canāt wait to be back here for real.
ALT A stone wall with small pieces of paper stuck in various crevices.
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21 Dec 2022
21 Dec 2022
A really good friend of mind landed an entry level dev job. It was his first dev job and he relocated for it. A few months later, he was fired because he didnāt have a minimum of 1k lines of diff every day.
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21 Dec 2022
Iām not even into Christmas movies but I need this in my life.
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