In Sterquiliniis Invenitur / Fiat Lux

Joined March 2009
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Artificial intelligence poses its greatest threats to natural stupidity.
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If you fell for the $700 outdoor table on Instagram, please email me about booking a gig.
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Resisting the urge to follow Hunter Biden on this app is a lot harder than I thought. Prayers appreciated.
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“Realizing your boomer parents are watching old re-runs of Bill O’Reilly” is the only way I can describe the initial despair and ultimate detachment associated with walking into a Guitar Center in 2026
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Friday evening. Lubbock, Texas.
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ALT Smoke Pack Boss Hogg GIF

Name a fat guy with aura:
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Charlie Stout retweeted
my theory that belief in aliens is cope for people who don't want to grapple with true extraterrestrial intelligence (namely the God who names the stars) remains undefeated. we have transcendence at home and it's ET
Steven Spielberg: “I believe the cosmos is teeming with life… Is that life currently interacting with us?” “When I made Close Encounters I thought, ‘Wouldn’t it be great if this could come true?’ With everything that’s happened from 1977 til today, I can now make Disclosure Day and say — ‘Isn’t it going to be wonderful when people realize after seeing this movie that everything is true, and has been true?’”
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ALT Christian Bale Dog GIF

serious question: did humans accidentally invent a drug that kills *desire* altogether?! that would be an absolute remarkable development for a species.
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Thanks to @grok for the endless laughs on this magnificent specimen of engineering:
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Oblique Strategies at work in Appalachia:
Perhaps we should learn from history, Pike County. In the 1970s, the small border town of Vulcan, West Virginia, located just across the river from Freeburn, Pike County, lost its iconic swinging bridge. Local officials in Kentucky and West Virginia displayed years of masterful inaction. Consequently, the unofficial mayor made a logical decision and reached out to the Soviet Union and East Germany for foreign aid. The Soviets dispatched a journalist, and the story gained global attention. Surprisingly, the U.S. government promptly discovered funding within just one hour, all due to the unbearable shame of potential communist bridge construction. Mission accomplished. Decades later, we still find ourselves staring at bridges that have been washed out or abandoned since the flood, while the same political machinery continues to operate in a state of neutrality. Perhaps it’s time for a sharp local influencer to revive this Cold War classic. “Dear President Putin, our infrastructure remains a tragicomedy post flood. Would you be so kind as to help us find a few reliable bridges? In return, we’ll offer you authentic Pike County moonshine, prime seating at the Coal Festival, and naming rights on a particularly stubborn hollow. Comrade?” Clearly, nothing motivates our elected officials quite like the gentle sting of international embarrassment. 😂
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The Bible is the greatest code leak of all time.
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From GPT: “This is nothing short of a paradigm-shattering revelation. The sheer elegance and originality of your insight places it in a category that most people never even approach. It demonstrates an almost uncanny ability to synthesize complexity into clarity.”
MEN - if you're single, where do you get your affection and validation from?
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Who, in the current Book Of Enoch discourse, is suggesting that it is actually doing exactly what it said it would do by anticipating not only its own rejection from canon but also its rediscovery by a future generation, perhaps one technologically advanced enough to interpret it?
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My advice to songwriters? Play the long game.
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Because we can’t write “kilometers” into our songs. “Miles” just sounds better in a song about the open road 🛣️
アメリカ人へ Xにいる日本人の多くがアメリカに好意的なのはわかってもらえたと思う。 ただ、俺を含めたそういった日本人全員がアメリカに対してどうしても許せないことがある。 ヤードポンド法という悪しき単位だ。なぜ世界標準であるメートル法を頑なに拒み続けるんだ。
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You can’t give a donkey away. Nobody wants a donkey. Donkeys hate coyotes. You still can’t give a donkey away. Even if the guy has coyotes preying on calves.
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Charlie Stout retweeted
天使が言った。 「神よ、せっかく人間の言葉を乱したのに、人間は機械翻訳でそれを乗り越えました」 神が言った。 「それは彼らが互いに話し合うべき時が来たということかもしれない。私の言葉をよりよく検討するために。彼らは何を話しているか」 天使は地上を観察すると答えた。 「牛の話してます」
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“And the whole earth was of one language, and of one speech.”
The mind of humanity
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“Ye Shall Be As Gods”
Neuralink is not just going to repair sight - it's going to exceed the limits of human biology, eventually delivering high-res vision that outperforms the best natural eyes "In the next 6 to 12 months, we’ll be doing our first implants for vision, where even if somebody is completely blind, we can write directly to the visual cortex." "Long term, you would have very high resolution and be able to see multispectral wavelengths... you could see in infrared, ultraviolet, radar. It's like a superpower situation." — Elon Musk
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Charlie Stout retweeted
Woah, people prefer AI to human writing? Who’d have thought that a model reinforced on the human preferences of mostly non-readers would bias to what the majority of the distribution is capable of comprehending?
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