Oblique Strategies at work in Appalachia:
Perhaps we should learn from history, Pike County. In the 1970s, the small border town of Vulcan, West Virginia, located just across the river from Freeburn, Pike County, lost its iconic swinging bridge.
Local officials in Kentucky and West Virginia displayed years of masterful inaction. Consequently, the unofficial mayor made a logical decision and reached out to the Soviet Union and East Germany for foreign aid. The Soviets dispatched a journalist, and the story gained global attention. Surprisingly, the U.S. government promptly discovered funding within just one hour, all due to the unbearable shame of potential communist bridge construction.
Mission accomplished. Decades later, we still find ourselves staring at bridges that have been washed out or abandoned since the flood, while the same political machinery continues to operate in a state of neutrality. Perhaps it’s time for a sharp local influencer to revive this Cold War classic.
“Dear President Putin, our infrastructure remains a tragicomedy post flood. Would you be so kind as to help us find a few reliable bridges? In return, we’ll offer you authentic Pike County moonshine, prime seating at the Coal Festival, and naming rights on a particularly stubborn hollow. Comrade?”
Clearly, nothing motivates our elected officials quite like the gentle sting of international embarrassment. 😂