professional roundtripper | ultimate blockchain hunter & degen
Joined September 2021
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31 Dec 2025
2025 was a wild year
ATHs, life changing opportunities, and at the same time the biggest liquidations we’ve ever seen. The wipe came at peak euphoria. Right when everyone felt invincible, net worths vanished and a lot of dreams went with them. That’s the part of the cycle no one likes to talk about, but it’s always there
This market gives fast, then takes faster. It doesn’t care about narratives, timelines, or how badly you wanted it to work. If you’re still here, you’re a winner in my book.
And if you manage to stick around through the next few months, when things will probably be slow, boring, and unforgiving, chances are you’ll make it the next cycle
Wishing everyone a strong 2026. Finish this year close to the people you love. Start the next one hungry, focused, and ready.
Don’t quit. Don’t lose the edge. Surround yourself with good people, nothing real gets built alone in this game
Cheers to 2026
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Take me back to when memecoins were just shitcoins and pumped on a certiK audit
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Jun 9
In the bear market you should be buying bottomed out gems not meme coins
Everything is down 85% pick your horses carefully, every $ in the bear market is 100x more valuable
last bear we was searching for the next ETH/SOL with actual teams building
leave the memecoins for peak froth and lock in
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Jun 4
You’re telling me that the quantum-proof coin meant to replace Bitcoin was exploited by an LLM? Can’t make this up.
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Jun 2
remember $BONK when $SOL starting running?
airdropped its supply to solana community...
purr-2:native was launched by the Hyperliquid team as the first Spot token, and airdropped 50% of the supply to Hyperliquid points holders all trading fees on PURR pairs burn purr-2:native (41% of the supply is burnt)
Jun 2
longed purr-2:native on Hyperliquid
here's the thesis
hyperliquid:native #10 by mcap. new ATH. ETF launched. 'it should overtake solana before this cycle ends'. CFTC just approved perps. hyperliquid:native is the #1 coin of the year and it's not close
now what happens when the #1 chain of the cycle has a native memecoin that was created by the team itself?
purr-2:native is literally Hyperliquid's cat: "the chief intern officer." the first ever spot token launched on HL. created by the Hyperliquid team
50% supply airdropped to Hyperliquid points holders (the same airdrop that made hyperliquid:native holders rich)
and it's deflationary on top of that. trading fees paid in purr-2:native get burnt. started at 1B, currently around 598M
purr-2:native hit $0.69 ATH. HYPE has since hit $75 and purr-2:native is still sitting at $0.13
every major L1 has its memecoin that tracks the chain's success. Solana has $BONK. Ethereum has $PEPE. what's hyperliquid's? it's purr-2:native
$BONK did $4B mcap when $SOL was flying. $PEPE did $11B. purr-2:native is at $68M while Hyperliquid is the fastest growing chain in crypto with an ETF, institutional validation, and a founder that just got compared to the next CZ
PURR/HYPE is at historic lows. when this reverts, the move is violent because memecoin beta on a chain rip is 3-5x the base layer move
HYPE keeps running, attention flows to the ecosystem, traders look for the highest beta play on HL, there's only one native memecoin: PURR reprices to match the chain's new reality
from $0.69 to $0.13 while hyperliquid:native hit $75. created by the Hyperliquid team, first spot token ever on HL. the only memecoin that matters on the #1 chain of the year
purr-2:native at $68M while hyperliquid:native sits at $16B is the most obvious reversion trade in crypto right now
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Jun 2
You should sell all non-essential assets over the next 3 months
Pawn your watch, sell your Xbox on eBay, list half of your clothes on poshmark. I’m not kidding
Get the biggest stack of cash you can, so you can buy bitcoin:native when the moment is right this year
Sometime between September and November of 2026, something around Bitcoin will break. I don’t know what will be the cause, I just know it will happen
Everyone’s hair will be on fire. CNBC and Wall Street Journal will be calling the “death” of Bitcoin. Your family will call you and ask if you’re ok
That will be the bottom. You’ll know it when you see it
But the only way you’ll be able to take advantage of the opportunity is if you sell everything. Now
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May 28
Don’t worry, crypto ain’t dead
The people saying it’s dead are just clueless gamblers who got wiped out lately
The bottom is close
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This #WorldCupWednesday feels a little different… The #FIFAWORLDCUP is right around the corner ! Check out your local Costco for the newest #ClutchTheEagle merch 👀👀 These things are flying off the shelf! 🇺🇸🦅
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Funny how people fade projects after 2 quiet days…
Meanwhile football media is warming up,
transfers are exploding,
national teams are forming,
and the World Cup machine is slowly starting to roar 🌍⚽
Patience wins championships.
And sometimes… meme coins too 🦅🔥
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every time I see a tweet about someone losing it all from liquidations and/or gambling I always see comments of
“Get a loan and run it back”
“Work a job for 3 months and lock in”
“You can turn 1 sol to 7figs”
like nigga there are better and more ways to “make it” right now, you don’t HAVE to force trading, you will prob be happier w ur partner as ur not glued to ur screen being a chud, have lower cortisol, have a degree, will give u social skills, peace, structure to your life etc
this isn’t 2021 where you can just hypergamble anymore
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May 19
With base heating up I'm sure that we are gonna see WAY more people talking about utility coins
That's why IMO $EITHER has such a great bounce.
People realize that it's one of the ONLY utilities on $SOL that are actually delivering on a daily basis..
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$CLUTCH being used on Compass, CBP’s virtual assistant
Bullish for the eagle
As the United States continues to prepare for this summer’s FIFA World Cup 2026™, CBP is there to ensure a safe, successful, and welcoming tournament, which will be the largest and most complex sporting event in world history.
From Oct. 1, 2025, through April 30, 2026, CBP received over 5.9 million ESTA applications under the Visa Waiver Program, resulting in over 5 million approvals. The top five nations for approvals were the United Kingdom with over 1.2 million, followed by France (over 570,000), Germany (over 530,000), Japan (over 500,000), and the Republic of Korea (over 320,000).
Read more about our efforts here: go.dhs.gov/5Ua
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Clutch is locked and ready.
You prepared? 🔥
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Victory taste test with Clutch & @KMbappe
🏆🦅
World Cup incoming.
You riding? Comment “🦅”
#FIFAWORLDCUP #ClutchTheEagl
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Chilling like a true $CLUTCH millionaire 🦅💰
When you make it… what’s the first thing you doing?
Drop your plans below 👇
#FIFAWORLDCUP #ClutchTheEagle
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Here let me break down what a real trencher used to do
Let’s say we are all in prison
A real trencher would rally the other prisoners (the community in a coin)
He would stay positive and protect the chart during the 90% dips (the escape plan)
And one day he and the other prisoners would escape the prison together (the 100 mill plus mc moonshot)
This dude basically is the prisoner who rapes his cell mates multiple times a day
And some of you are somehow so extremely homosexual you say “thanks goat I’m proud of you” (while your assholes hurt)
And hey idgaf dude made bank so fuck it congratulations
But he ain’t take none of yall on the escape plan with him
Went from a Gas Station at 16 to get my first PC into Pro Fortnite, into content creation / youtube, Into one of the fastest smartest traders. (Next goal is 10m after tax)
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