42% of cancer patients in America deplete their entire life savings within the first 2 years of their diagnosis.
We can't help them, but apparently we can bribe everyone in Greenland with a check of up to $100 grand if they secede from Denmark.
Because: America first!
The White House is reportedly discussing paying everyone who lives in Greenland anywhere from $10,000 to $100,000 per person if they secede from Denmark.
This is apparently what putting Americans first looks like.