Repost if you drank this in a nightclub back in the day.

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review. They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆. Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

Been out canvassing for Reform in Wigan since 5am this morning 🇬🇧💪 accompanied only by my XL Bully “Churchill” and a flask of lukewarm tea. Absolute state of this country. Not one person thanked me for trying too save Britain. Instead I’ve had insults, threats, one man threw a crumpet at me and a group of children on scooters chased me round a cul-de-sac shouting “run fat Farage” while filming me for TikTok 😡📱 totally unacceptable behaviour encouraged by woke culture and the BBC. Police also threatened me after somebody complained I was “hammering on doors like a bailiff” before sunrise. Apparently yelling “wake up Britain!!!” through peoples letterboxes at 5:12am is now considered anti-social behaviour. This is what Starmer’s Britain looks like 🇬🇧🤡 Things got much worse on Ashbourne Avenue. I knocked on one door and while waiting I glanced through a nearby window where a nude woman was calmly drinking her morning coffee ☕ Now before the woke mob starts, I was only looking because I thought she might be displaying a Union Jack cushion 🇬🇧 Unfortunately she spotted me gawping through the glass and became absolutely furious. Next thing I know she’s opened the upstairs window screaming “you creepy bastard” before SHOOTING me with an air pistol 😡 I’ve now got a perfectly round wound on my forehead and, due too the shock and pain, I unfortunately shat myself slightly in the street outside a Nisa Local. Naturally I blame: Woke Britain. Lefties. Islam. The bosts. Gary Lineker. Low immigration of proper English brioche makers. Absolutely none of this is my own fault 🇬🇧 At one point the milkman joined me in solidarity and we both started singing “Hearts of Oak” outside the Co-op 🇬🇧🎶 but angry locals began shouting from there windows: “SHUT THE FUCK UP” “PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP” and “PUT A SHIRT ON YOUR DOG” One woman emptied a bowl of Ready Brek onto Churchill which I personally consider political persecution. I’m now emotionally exhausted and heading home too self reflect while watching Darkest Hour on Netflix and muttering “we used too be a country” every 11 minutes 🇬🇧 Tea tonight will be bacon grill, white bread and a can of warm Fanta while I scroll Facebook looking for proof George Soros controls Greggs. Later on I’ll also be booking tonight’s escort girl — for Britain 🇬🇧💪 Sometimes a patriot needs comfort after a hard day defending are values. God I wish my escort girl was Nadine Dorries in suspenders. Absolute queen 😍🇬🇧 The silent majority is under attack.

RT @MayorofLondon: One city. 9 million people. All of us Londoners. We will never be divided.

can everyone like & retweet this picture of my cat when she was a kitten? I have a lot of dental work I need done & I want Elon to pay for it.

If you will never vote for reform please like and repost Let's show the polls are incorrect

Refreshing.

50s values

My Easter reading: "..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..." #HappyEaster

Nearly 9 years later and not a single person has been put on trial for killing 72 people at Grenfell. Justice is only for shoplifters and protestors, mass murderers walk free so long as they are rich.

What Privatisation has done for you. Most expensive Energy in the world. Dirtest most expensive Water in Europe in England. Slowest most expensive Mail ever. Slowest most expensive Trains in Europe Least number of Hospital beds ever.

Tony Benn would have been 101 today. His "Don't arab women weep when their children die, doesn't bombing strengthen their resolve?" Is as relevant now as it was 25 years ago.

Just popping out for supper with the lads!

Everything rotten in Britain stems from this period. Everything. Landlord rents. Shit in the rivers. Zero work hours. No British industry. Gas, electric bills through the roof, No affordable housing. All of it.

Do you think Reform UK member Thomas Skinner is a right wing gammon?🤔🍖 Repost after voting please.

‘Dear Diary, my first couple of days as Head of PR at Ipswich Town have been jolly exciting!’

Must OFCOM publish a full review or investigation into the blatant rule-breaking of GB News? Please RT after voting - thank you.

Do you think Richard Tice should resign after revelation that he avoided nearly £600,000 in tax?🤔 Repost after voting please.

Socialist MP Tony Benn died 12 years ago today. Benn spent his life fighting for democracy and socialism. At a time when his Labour Party was lurching rightward, he stood steadfast in the way of neoliberalism and militarism. Hear his words about war on the Middle East.

The strategic importance of Dubai cannot be underestimated… It’s a concentrated holding pen for 98% of the world’s fucking idiots.