I'm Chris. I like the Dawgs/Falcons, making things, and the Oxford comma. I work out so I can eat cookies.
Joined May 2009
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26 Nov 2023
When we need the Falcons to lose for our new coach and QB ,
they win. I hate this team. #suckForDaniels
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2 Aug 2023
What about the people that built Y2K fallout shelters? We checking on them?
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26 Jul 2023
I’m baffled looking at one. How does a chainsaw “blade” chain even work? Nothing looks sharp. Chips fly. It’s crazy.
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22 Jul 2023
If you figure this out, please let me know!
21 Jul 2023
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21 Jul 2023
Don’t tell me if Oppenheimer is good. Tell me if you made it through without a pee break.
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21 Jul 2023
What about the people carrying around ceramic coffee cups, handles and all just walking down the street? What do they know that we don’t?
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6 Jul 2023
After vacay and a run day yesterday I finally got back in the gym this morning and had an awesome workout! Back on the horsey.
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20 Jun 2023
Pulled out the Rockband gear with my 7-year-old. I had to play the notes while he frustratingly strummed. It’s his ‘Atari’. Maybe this is the cheat code for introducing him to dad’s music. Love making these memories! (Ignore the mess)
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30 May 2023
PREACH!
29 May 2023
HOAs are just a way to reinforce segregation.
There's a reason most of the folks who live them are white people obsessed with what others do.
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10 May 2023
If you’ve got big dreams, you have to chase them. I saw a helicopter for sale on Facebook Marketplace, for instance. Dream big!
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22 Mar 2023
Vinyl band-aids are great if you wanna protect a wound but only for a few minutes.
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26 Feb 2023
Am I the only one that hears “Now streaming on Peacock” and thinks “Oh. It must be horrible!” Is there anything good on there?
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10 Jan 2023
Tell Jermaine Burton I said What’s Good😏
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3 Jan 2023
Scary Thoughts:
This was Georgia’s “rebuilding” year.
This was Alabama’s revenge year.
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1 Jan 2023
Way too much time on the clock there. Still a great game and season! Go Dawgs and go recruit some DBs.
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“Go ahead”
We’re sure glad you did @cpsmithdb!
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