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Chris Snarksen retweeted
Communism does not kick down the door wearing a Soviet uniform. It knocks politely and says, “Hi, I’m democratic socialism, and I’m here to make life affordable.” Now look at the trend. Mamdani in NYC. Katie Wilson in Seattle. And L.A. may be next with Nithya Raman trying to take the city even further left. Then come the rent freezes, price controls, wage mandates, wealth taxes, government-run markets, and endless promises that the same people who broke the city can centrally plan it back to health. It is always sold as compassion. But it runs on coercion. People need incentive. Builders need reward. Risk-takers need upside. Workers need a path upward. Society flourishes when people are free to create, own, compete, fail, and succeed. Communism is an evil lie because it pretends human nature can be repealed by committee. Resist it while it still smiles.
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This is borderline plagiarism.
Replying to @BernieSanders
Bernie We are rapidly moving toward an oligarchy 1932-2048 Past Present Future
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Am I to infer the answer here is "Because she has it."?
Fully formed idea, indeed.... Okay @MEVANS72, let's take your example, Ms. Scott. She's already heavily taxed. 1) She has 1099 income from books that is taxed at a high marginal rate. 2) She likely has K-1 income from her charitable foundation, Yield Giving, that is taxed at a high marginal rate. However, A) She's not producing anything. B) She probably does not have W2 income. C) She's actively giving away money to the tune of $26B. She's reputed to be a smart lady, so we should rest assured she is avoiding the Quality Learing Centers. I'd rather leave her alone with her considerable deductions. So, she's already giving money at an extremely high rate and Yield Giving isn't producing anything and is at the whims of market valuation. Basically, the foundation is set up to tread water until it goes to zero. What is it, exactly, you propose to tax? And how do you propose to impose that tax in the face of a trendline of up to $26B charitable contributions?
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Think of how dumb the average socialist is. Then remember that half of them are dumber than that. (That’s a statistics joke so they won’t get it.)
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🚨Trump Orders Tilapia Added to Reflecting Pool, Reveals July 4 Fish Fry Celebration WASHINGTON: President Trump has directed the National Park Service to stock the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool with two tilapia, citing the need to address persistent algae blooms that have long clouded the historic site. “These fish are incredible. They eat the algae, they clean the water, they do a tremendous job. Fantastic.” Trump said during an appearance at the pool. “By the Fourth of July, that pool is going to be crystal clear, and we’re going to harvest tilapia and feed five thousand people right here in Washington. Beautiful, healthy fish. Better than anything they serve in the Senate cafeteria.” Park Service officials confirmed the two tilapia were introduced this week and are already demonstrating aggressive algae consumption. Trump added that the newly cleaned pool will provide a “perfect reflecting surface” for Independence Day fireworks, after which the fish will be harvested, fried in American beef tallow per MAHA guidelines, and distributed to District residents, federal workers, and visitors. White House aides described the initiative as a practical solution combining environmental restoration with direct public service. When fisheries biologists expressed skepticism that two tilapia could multiply in three weeks to feed 5,000 people, Trump encouraged them directly: “Have a little faith. You’re going to see something tremendous.” The biologists later acknowledged that fried tilapia on the National Mall would be pretty awesome. At publishing time, President Trump was sending invitations to world leaders for what he described as the world's greatest fish fry, maybe ever.
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It's worse than that. I don't believe they actually care about Elon's $1T. Not any more than they cared about Kash drinking a beer or Hegseth's tattoo or the reflecting pool or the UFC ring or Iran. It's all manufactured outrage in a grasp for power. Tomorrow, it will be something else and if we look, it will be shallow and steeped in hypocrisy like all the others. They have multi-billionaires they like, tattoos, misogyny, wars and exhibitions they are perfectly comfortable with. It is all a cynical lie. That's far worse.
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I have many more issues with Ilhan Omar being worth $30 million than Elon being worth a trillion.
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The ethics of sacrificing some for others because your zero sum world is only composed of predators and parasites, is radical left. It’s also ugly and evil and not the way the world works… but hey. This really ain’t about the ‘people’. It’s about your lust for power, and energizing the under informed so you can be queen dispenser of privilege. So gross.
But taxing wealth so normal people can afford to see a doctor and not go bankrupt over inhalers is radical left. OK
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Where the fuck are all these socialist NPCs coming from!?! It's impossible to argue with them all. Lemme get this straight. You want to go back to the 60s and 70s, sit in the mud and listen to hippies sing? Race riots? An epidemic of drug abuse? Junkie Wars? Economic stagnation, ("stagflation"), fucking corduroy pants, shag carpets, suburban swingers and disco? Good grief. At least when it becomes so intolerable that we can't stand it any longer Hollywood can make a bunch of vigilante movies.

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People really need to wake up Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg and all the rest who are hoarding massive wealth SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED ITS CALLED TAXES When things were good the wealthy paid 70% and UP When they started cutting them in the 80s is when things went to shit
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The plan of Marxist leaders: 1. Ensure that schools do not properly teach economics. 2. Create envy in the minds of economically illiterate citizens by asserting that there is a limited pie of national wealth and some people have too much of that pie. 3. Appoint themselves as the arbiters of wealth distribution and rely on the envy of the economically illiterate masses to achieve power. 4. Use that power to ensure that everyone is equally poor, except them of course because they deserve disproportionate wealth because of all the "responsibility" they shoulder. 5. Build that party dacha on the Volga River and eat caviar. 6. Profit. _________________________ With respect to @elonmusk they are somewhere between steps #2 and #3.
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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary What the actual fuck is this? I go to camp for three days and come back to this glowing abomination in my notifications and deranged socialists running completely feral all over my timeline. I've been fighting with them for three hours. It's been a year, I guess... Yay?
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Portland, Maine - which was a thriving, vibrant city just 20 years ago - now has nearly half of its storefronts boarded up. Our only department store closed 6 months ago because they were losing too much money from shoplifting. We lost the downtown grocery and hardware stores before that. There is one place left in all of downtown where you can buy a Father's Day card: the CVS drugstore. It's open until 10 pm on Saturdays. I got there at 5:15 to a sign on the door: "We closed early at 5 pm. Sorry for the inconvenience." That happens constantly in the businesses that are left. Even the post office just randomly closes early. I had to walk through a homeless encampment scattered with needles that has taken over the sidewalk on Spring Street to get to the movie theater the other day. On Congress Street, there are addicts overdosing in the bus shelters. It's unbelievable how fast this city went downhill. It was a cool place to live two decades ago.
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Bernie Sanders has spent half a century in government. Half. A. Century. During that time the national debt exploded. Housing became less affordable. College became more expensive. Healthcare became more expensive. And now the man who helped oversee the system wants Americans to believe the problem is Elon Musk. The irony is almost impressive. Every time Bernie’s solution fails, his answer is more of the same solution. More taxes. More spending. More government. More control. At what point does the architect of the problem stop pretending he’s the outsider? Elon built companies. Bernie built a political career. One creates wealth. One campaigns against the people who create it. And somehow the barnacle told the builder, that he is the problem. #AStoneGroove #SilentMajoritySpeaks
Today, Elon Musk, a trillionaire, pays the same amount into Social Security as someone making $184,500. If we end that absurdity and lift the cap on taxable income, we can make Social Security solvent for 75 years and expand benefits by $2,400. My Social Security bill does that.
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I’m tired of the talk. Start cutting.
The magnitude & brazen nature of the government payment fraud is staggering
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Replying to @GadSaad
@grok, what are the actual chances that a candidate who has received 30% of the general vote, gets 0 votes in a late night ballot drop in a mayoral election?
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Karen Bass running on change, and the Democratic party stealing an election from Spencer Pratt to maintain her as the status quo, is so 2026. facebook.com/watch/?v=968507…
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They're calling Susan Collins a fascist. Susan Collins. Can we put to bed the myth that they're rhetoric is merely a reaction to Trump? This is how they've treated every prominent Republican in my life time.
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Any time someone starts with 'Let me be clear,' I know I'm about to be force-fed an unpalatable lie. Not spoiled enough to be poisonous... just rancid enough to make me gag. 'Let me be clear' is the chutney of the English vernacular.

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