To me adulting is not having time to waste people's time.

Bob Odenkirk has returned as Saul Goodman in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.

PRESIDENT LUKASHENKO WARNS ISRAEL!!! "Israel needs to be more careful and cautious. They've already earned such a rating in the world community by bombing Gaza — even in history, people are looking at what kind of Holocaust is this? What Holocaust are we talking about? When they killed so many people, first and foremost women and children. Children died in Gaza. They wiped everything off the face of the earth. What kind of resort are they planning to build on the bones of people? This is complete stupidity. So Israel also needs to take, as we say, their head in their hands and think about their own future existence."

This aged well…

Piers Morgan poops his pants after the cookie ovens are mentioned. "We're not listening to crying minorities anymore."

somebody find him for me so we can help him get back on his feet

If Israel doesn’t abide by the US-Iran deal then we should cut all foreign aid, put tariffs on their economy and suspend military cooperation with them immediately. Israel got us into this war and now we need to put them in their place to get out.

A Gen Z at work recently asked me why we the older generation glorify suffering and why we are surprised/shocked when someone comes to work everyday with a smile on their face.

⚡️BREAKING: Iranian Foreign Ministry on Oil Sales: "The United States will immediately lift Sanctions on the Sale of Iranian Oil and Petrochemical products upon the signing of the agreement on Friday"

When life is already leading by 9-0 and someone advises me to marry 🥹

Killed in Mob Attack at DTB Bank Ntinda ( @dtb_uganda ) It’s alleged that, this young man, lost his life on Monday following a mob attack at DTB Bank in Ntinda, according to accounts from witnesses, he had gone to the bank to withdraw money, after completing the transaction, a dispute reportedly arose when the bank manager accused him of having previously obtained money from him through fraud some months back & instructed security guards to stop him from moving out as he attempted to leave the bank premises, a confrontation came up, boda boda riders in the area allegedly mistook the situation for maybe bank gun point robbers & descended on him, subjecting him to a severe beating It’s said that, customers who were present at the bank intervened & rescued him from the mob before taking him back into the bank, @PoliceUg were later called to the scene but sadly, he succumbed to his injuries before he reached police station for statement no one deserves to lose their life at the hands of a mob, allegations should be investigated by the police & courts, not decided through violence. N.B I deleted this post yesterday, after DTB bank head office contacted me to pull it down, they assured me to issue out official statement on wat happened today morning, which they didn’t full fill, thus posting it again today evening ( I pledged to always speak for ordinary people (Abapakasi) Cc @PoliceUg @dtb_uganda

I have put to Local Government people, whom some describe as cantankerous and quarrelsome, like Balaam and Justine Nameere. Nameere is famous for quarrelling. So, go and quarrel with her. - President @KagutaMuseveni #KnowYourBudget26 #NBSUpdates

OKUTTA SYDNEY GONGODYO: Poliisi egamba buli alabikira mu butambi yeereete #NTVNews bit.ly/4vbqxNo?utm_medium=so…

Tyla and Burna Boy behind the scenes at World Cup

The award for the best ad of the 2026 World Cup goes to Canadian travel agency @flighthubglobal

TEARS never thought I’d see this clip used like this 😂

this is what I hear when someone asks me for money 😭💀

FT: Mexico 2 : 0 South Africa

“Nobody is staying up for South Korea vs Czechia at 3AM” Me and my guys 😂 :

We don’t beat and kill them, we simply deport them. Thats the difference

Because africa is hate watching south africa, morocco think we have forgotten them and their towel