Funnier in person, I swear. FE/Design Eng. Opinions, emoji, and corny jokes mine.

Joined July 2009
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20 Feb 2023
If they invested in making patrons feel more welcome, it could be the International HOME of Pancakes
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10 Sep 2025
Airbnb should have been called localhost
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30 Jun 2023
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary (Probably also close to the number of decent tweets I’ve written in that time.)
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31 Mar 2023
I used to be into short stories, but no longer.
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9 Jan 2023
just turned $4.49 into $0.00 by buying a quesarito. always stay grinding fam💯💯 #businessmindset #grind #investing #entrepreneurs
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the left wing equivalent of bitcoin is grad school
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18 Dec 2022
The real framework was the abstractions we made along the way.
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When feedback is a scarce resource, it's easy to fall into the trap of treating all feedback as if it's valuable. When feedback is abundant, you soon realize that feedback worth hearing is never coated in vitriol.
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30 Nov 2022
Coke is good for you! Check out the full special “I Hate Myself” on YouTube.
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9 Nov 2022
.@github ... prbot is ridiculous insane. CoPilot is inside your PRs... it's straight up suggests what code changes you should do, and gives you a PR that you can review, pull and see if it.. just worked. #GitHubUniverse 🤯
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2 Nov 2022
Restaurant mashups nobody wants— Red Garden: “Tomatoes. Everything is tomatoes.” Olive Lobster: “We love lobster, too!”
12 Aug 2021
Connan Mockasin Mac DeMarco should duet on How Deep is Your Love cover #dreamcollabs
26 Feb 2021
Do you have mute-xiety? Well, problem solved.
Some people ask if @getmutesync is a joke. Here's a YouTube commenter getting 31,000 upvotes after claiming they have anxiety constantly checking their mute status. mutesync.com/kickstarter
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31 Jan 2021
Iceberg lettuce is offensive to titanic survivors
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24 Jan 2021
How it started How it’s going
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20 Jan 2021
Levels of carbon dioxide rose today as the world collectively exhaled
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20 Jan 2021
She really was outstanding. If you missed it, I highly recommend seeking it out to watch again.
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I hope a positive aspect of the pandemic is that all generations and walks of life gain a better understanding and empathy for our elders and people with disability, some of whom have been experiencing isolation for years.
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Next time you automate a huge process on a computer, especially in type design, use the time it's processing to express a bit of gratitude to all the different people's ideas, time and expertise it took, all working together to make it so easy.
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15 Jan 2021
me: do you have any kids? date: one son that’s just under two me: yah i know how to count
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