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Hemingway The Dog Mom @cjprof4

USMC Gold Star Wife. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿผโ€๐ŸซNerd. Mom to Teenage Boy.๐Ÿ”ญ ADHD/Autism. Liberal. NOVA. Jax.๐ŸŽ“ W&M. VCU. UF. Indigo Children. WWP. ASPCA. ๐Ÿ•ต๐ŸผGovt. GenX. #PsakiBomb

Joined May 2010
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Hemingway The Dog Mom@cjprof4
27 Feb 2022
Replying to @BaddCompani
Dear Assholes, Greedy Jackwagons, Entitled Brats and Douchebags, Last chance. Run. Cut a deal. Stop shredding phone records and consuming paperwork. We had them a long time ago. Forget covering it up. We already know. We are not kidding. Fuck you very much, The Good Guys
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Marcmywords@Marcmywords2
7 Jan 2022
You can tell a lot about a person by how they describe you in a police report.
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Bรถ Jรคnke: Hรถnkรฟ
@Bob_Janke
Jun 12
By all means go poke around in there. Dig it up. Really disturb everything. Thaw out whatever you find.
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Danny Deraney
@DannyDeraney
Jun 14
50 years ago today, The Gong Show premiered. And every show was absolute chaos. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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Molly Ploofkins
@Mollyploofkins
Jun 12
Seen in London, England...
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Weโ€™re very close to a transition. My HR team is working out the details.
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RT @DaddyJew: dress for the establishment you wish to overthrow
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Ron Iver@ronnui_
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I hate how gullible I am in my dreams. Someone is like "bro remember, you're the prince of frosting mountain?" And I'm like I forgot yeah of course I am, I'm such a fucking idiot
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Rockefeller@passtherocke
Jun 12
No babe I love your dead eyes, the bright ones scare me
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Case@Cactuscali19912
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I contain multitudes bitch.
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Encephalon@xenn1al
8h
Replying to @WUTangKids
The face when you know the person next to you is a complete imbecile and you're trying not to laugh in his face.
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Encephalon@xenn1al
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Replying to @WUTangKids
The face when you know the person next to you is a complete imbecile and you're trying not to laugh in his face.
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Eric Alper ๐ŸŽง
@ThatEricAlper
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Kenjac
@JackKennedy
Jun 14
I'll take any excuse to post this clip. Maybe the funniest scene in TV history
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Mr. Beat@beatmastermatt
Jun 12
Curb Your Enthusiasm was always far superior to Seinfeld
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Jamie Bonkiewicz
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Alien Perspective
@WigglyAir
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Alien Perspective
@WigglyAir
26 Dec 2025
no time to explain, GET ON
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Yesterday's Print
@yesterdaysprint
May 29
The Courier-News, Bridgewater, New Jersey, May 29, 1931
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Yesterday's Print
@yesterdaysprint
Jun 3
Burlington Daily News, Vermont, June 2, 1926
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@Yoda4ever
Jun 13
CIA: Cat Investigation Agency..๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ˜…
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