Actress/arts administrator but I mostly tweet about boys. She/her/hers.

Joined July 2015
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20 Aug 2019
I’m just a girl, standing in front of a company, asking them to list the salary in the job description.
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Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE
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11 Mar 2025
turns out DEI stood for Da Economy Isgrowing
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24 Oct 2024
They did
21 Oct 2024
somebody should make a movie everyone likes
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i bring a sort of “children are the most vulnerable group on earth and all adults have a bare minimum obligation to protect them” vibe to the function that some online freaks find unsettling
referring to children as ‘fuck trophies’ is deeply deeply evil. i don’t just mean rude or unsavoury, genuinely evil.
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28 Dec 2023
City I dislike: DC City I think is overrated: DC City I like: DC City I love: DC City I feel most myself in: DC City I still need to visit: DC City I dream of living in: DC
City I dislike: San Francisco City I think is overrated: New York City I like: Minneapolis City I love: New York City I feel most myself in: Chicago City I still need to visit: Rome City I dream of living in: Berlin
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15 May 2023
Idk ask her
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5 Mar 2023
my problem is i always think i can get ready in 15 minutes when i have repeatedly proven that i can’t
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29 Jan 2023
life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel. but there’s also the horrors
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RT @whotfisjovana: i can’t hang out tonight i have to lay in bed and feel weird
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One of the most beloved free-to-use photos in the Library's collection is of Brünnhilde, for obvious reasons. We're happy to report that 2023 comes with a freshly digitized photograph of Brünnhilde from another angle. 😻 More of our free-to-use photos: go.loc.gov/mlqO50MhxCu
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my spotify wrapped

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halloween vibes are in the air… (everyone i know is anxiously awaiting an amazon delivery containing crucial costume components)
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23 Oct 2022
if there was a role in the 2000s for a charismatic male love interest that is going to love the leading lady for exactly who she is even though she is Kind Of A Lot, you bet your ass this guy was reading for it & he was booking it...nobody was doing it like him
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12 Oct 2022
RT @taylorgarron: time to bring out last year’s colder month pants! i’m sure they all still fit exactly as they used to and that i will hav…
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People wonder why Jews are neurotic. It’s because the chill ones didn’t make it. Every Jew you meet is the descendent of a Jew 200 years ago who was like “yo, the vibes are off. Let’s get on a boat.”
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