Activist: "Animals shouldn't have to die for food."
Farmer: "What did you have for lunch?"
Activist: "A salad. No animals."
Farmer: "The wheat in your croutons came off a field where the combine killed forty mice, six rabbits, and a fawn. The lettuce had a hare in it the harvester turned to mulch. The chickpeas were sprayed twice in May and the bees never made it back to the hive."
Activist: "But I didn't kill them."
Farmer: "You ordered them killed. You just didn't watch. The man on the combine watched. He's the one who cleans the blade."
Activist: "It was an accident."
Farmer: "An accident that happens every harvest, on every field, in every country that grows food. You've redefined a body count as a clerical error."
Activist: "..."
Farmer: "Your salad has more bodies on it than my steak. You just couldn't see them. They didn't have eyelashes."
Credit: @SamaHoole
FFS‼️There is no ‘medical misogyny’. If anything, men’s health needs focus:
🟥Men die sooner
🟥NHS spend less on men
🟥Prostate cancer screening recently blocked
🟥Men lead in 9 of top 10 killer diseases
🟥Most doctors are women
@wesstreeting@andrewgregory@VickyPattison
Keanu said: "Many people are boycotting me after i said that children should not be exposed to movies or shows featuring LGBTQ themes.
I argued that children should be raised according to “traditional values” and that adults should simply allow kids to enjoy their childhood as children."
I agree with his opinion
Batshit Bonkers:
Queer Starmer is so busy on his knees noshing off the Muslim massive he failed to stand with our best ally.
Plus, fair play to Leeds fans
This is a scam site that was set up this month and has two followers. If you engage with them and provide in the booking information they will attempt to rob you – and may even cancel your reservation out of sheer spite. independent.co.uk/travel/new…
Oh f*ck off.
Enough of this nonsense.
I’ll be offended if I don’t get called ‘Sir’ - what about MY rights? I respect trans people’s right to exist and to fairness/equality - but we can’t rewrite all gender specific language to cater for a tiny minority.
🚨BREAKING: New video obtained by the BBC reportedly shows Alex Pretti just one week before the CBP incident where he lost his life.
Pretti is armed, spitting on federal agents, & kicking out a taillight…
To celebrate the launch of 𝗔 𝗦𝘂𝗽𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗴𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗲 and 𝗔𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮 𝗗𝗮𝘆 we've put this fantastic film clip out today. When we phoned Holly Valance to write us a song for the movie, she instantly said yes. A massive shout out to Holly who I know watched the film last night and spat water across the room during one particular scene. Tells me the jokes landed really well 🤣 The song is available for download on iTunes. NOTE: If enough copies are sold, the song will be forced to be played on stations across the country, including Triple J. Wouldn't the ABC have a heart attack knowing they had to play this track! None of this would have been possible without Mark and Sebastian at Stepmates Studios as well. Proud of you guys! DOWNLOAD: music.apple.com/au/album/kis…