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Dan Holden - Magister Ludi @classwords
Joined September 2009
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We love you god = allahu akbar
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Trump literally said, "We love you god," in his speech. Sounds like allahu akbar to me.
Mr. Spraag
@SpraagMr4281
22 Jun 2025
Replying to @themagaking
Yes, President Trump saved the world from a nuclear war, that would have been started by a bunch of psychotic religious fanatics.
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Yellow cake.
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We are all above the law because we write the laws.
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Got on here to complain about @Uverse because they updated my receiver and now the picture does not fill the screen. I would do this on BlueSky, but @Uverse does not have an account there.
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Not that I will be missed, but I am deleting this app tomorrow. It is a miserable place to be, and with Elon in the gov, it seems weird.
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I am tired of the call for common sense. We need critical thinking. Common means basic, and our senses are notoriously wrong. Common sense is what led people to believe in a flat Earth.
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If there are more people in government, doesn't that make it more democratic and less susceptible to large-scale fraud?
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"Points are for pussies." -Johnny Lawrence
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Government jobs are JOBS. Government employees are people.
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Hey @RepWesleyBellMO, you know who would be standing up for immigrants, trans people, and humanitarian aid? @CoriBush Do your job!!!
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Uncomfortable truth. Murderers have rights Rapists have rights Pedophiles have rights You either believe in human rights or you don't, but stop pretending humans aren't humans.
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It is ironic that the party that insists that everyone with a penis is a man immediately questions my gender when I talk about caring for people or the need for building codes.
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The @AP is the source for many "independent" journalist.
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Two hours at @jiffylube. My Lawyer: "Mr. Holden, this is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film, 'The NeverEnding Story.'"
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We have a pandemic, and the only thing schools learned was to have a virtual day when it snows. Not vaccines to staff and students. Not smaller class size to reduce transmission. Not new ventilation systems or windows that open. We get to sit at a screen when it snows.
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I seem to remember another group of guys who were concerned about pennies.
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It is a sick society that makes moving your family to find a job illegal.
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You rarely hear about white athletes giving back to their community. I mean, what are they going to do? Landscape the cul-de-sac? Buy a bus for the travel team? Get a second gate for the gated community?
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Me: Write your essay. Student: Wait until I pick my fingers.
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