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31 Oct 2019
Me, everyday, on this godforsaken app.
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Deschamps after Rabiot hands him a piece of paper with his wife’s phone number and the name of his mistress while he’s naming the starting line up:
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Dad: Look at Yamal carrying his country at 18. Me: Look at Cape Verde's goalkeeper carrying his country at 40

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Why don’t they have the name of the city where the match is being played on the advertising boards? They have ‘United States of America’ I swear never has a country been so insecure.
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Trump criticizes Israel's methods in Lebanon: You don't have to knock down an apartment house every time you are looking for somebody. There are a lot of people in those houses, and they are not all Hezbollah, that I can tell you.
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Say less, I will be there.
First look at ‘HEADS’, a new stop-motion animated film from Mackinnon & Saunders, the studio behind ‘Fantastic Mr Fox’. The film follows a dystopian world where severed human heads can live independent from their bodies & where the poor can sell their heads.
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She’s just like me…
In a new video, Jo Frost, aka Supernanny, warns that some modern parents are hindering their kids’ independence by choosing short-term convenience over teaching basic life skills. The Instagram post featuring the video is filled with comments from teachers agreeing with her that it’s a growing concern. @Jo_Frost
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this is now the manifesto of every political party in the UK
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They’re coming for everyone’s homes because you let them do it in Palestine
A heartbroken elderly Albanian man says Jared Kushner has taken everything he spent a lifetime building, including his land, his home, and the future he hoped to leave behind for his children. He says he returned home one day only to find his property sealed off behind barbed wire, with men in black uniforms standing guard and refusing to let him step inside the house he once called his own. In a single moment, he says, the life he had worked for was gone. “It was the end of the world. The end of the world.” “I felt imprisoned.” “They took my freedom.” “They took my livelihood.” “They took my land.”
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Hot take. It’s okay to be uncomfortable. That’s just how you feel in public sometimes and everyone needs to accept that. “But I’m uncomfortable” Okay, that’s fine. You’ll learn to handle it.
Victoria’s Secret is literally a lingerie store for ADULTS, what are we on about
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The same legislation they’ll use to identify and arrest you for hurty words on the internet btw
I fully support him on this
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😭😭😭😭😭
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I just watched a video of a man smacking an ostrich that tried to attack him 😭😭😭😭
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Trial week over, time to start taking 2022 seriously.
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23-week trial over, time to start taking 2026 seriously.
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24-week trial over, time to start taking 2026 seriously.
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White people are starting to be comfortable being called a racist We don't care
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Bro, WTF!!
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Time for another episode of ‘Do We Trust BlueCo With The Money To Buy A Suitable Replacement?’
🚨 Real Madrid reach agreement with Chelsea to sign Marc Cucurella. 27yo left-back joins #RMFC from #CFC for €60m - €55m fixed €5m bonuses. Spain international’s deal done at rapid speed & now on to paperwork stage @TheAthleticFC after @FabrizioRomano nytimes.com/athletic/7325256…
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El jugador más lento de Australia:

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Tommy Robinson detained at Heathrow and begs supporters for money trib.al/kEeyVhm
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Every other country at the World Cup: Time to make our people proud! England subplot:
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: The England squad were told to SHELTER indoors on Saturday evening after a TORNADO warning was issued in Kansas City. The players and staff also received an automated warning message on their phones saying 'Severe Thunderstorm Warning'. — @TheAthleticFC
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Brazil stinking and they can’t blame the Chelsea players.
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What’s going on is the UK is a poor country that happens to be part of the rich friend group.
British wages are insane for a supposedly rich Western European country what the hell is going on there
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