I wanted to be a librarian. Friend to All Wilderness Creatures. Baffled King.
Joined September 2008
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Mar 2
Ernest Hemingway, when asked to come up with the happiest possible 6-word story:
BREAKING: Amazon data center bombed in UAE.
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Mar 3
We love you king
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20 Jan 2017
This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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21 Jan 2025
12 Minutes into Ep 1: Black Dog, White Transformation Mask, Shadow(s) over the Falls, Horned Serpent (Sisiutl?), FIRE. 🔥
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14 Oct 2024
That moment in third grade, when you realized if the entire class just decided they were going to get up and go to recess, literally no one could stop you. Literal class consciousness. 🧑🏫👦🧒👧
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22 Jul 2024
That crowd work that makes Jeb Bush look like Stavros Halkias.
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22 Jul 2024
Imagine wanting people to believe you are a genius then admitting that your smartest friends are Bay Area Dems. 😆
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22 Jul 2024
21 Jul 2024
The person in your last saved image will replace Joe Biden in the presidential race.
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3 Jun 2024
When you’re trying to cultivate #MahaloMindset then suddenly you’re running the CRAAP test on the Evil CCP Live Organ Harvesting Program.
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3 Jun 2024
James Ellroy-style protagonist whose idealism drives him to commit unspeakable crimes to ensure the common good.
2 Jun 2024
What would your job on the leftist commune be
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3 Jun 2024
The apex of All Critique; No Theory politics. Not surprised it still resonates with Matty.
2 Jun 2024
My personal brand of incurable nostalgia is belief that the mid-aughts anti-Bush resistance was the best politics ever got (except objectively the 2006/2008 Dem election cycles were actually the best any party has done in forever).
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3 Jun 2024
These Three Prompts Will Connect Your Consciousness to The Infinite Machine Mind, Granting You Lawnmower Man Style Powers
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1 Jun 2024
Hamburglar running against Mayor McCheese to get free burgers for life
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3 Jun 2024
Quietly browsing men’s fashion Reddit to see which sweatpants are most resistant to crotch holes.
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14 May 2024
How can someone get paid to write about politics and publicly admit to not understanding why Millennial trust peaked in 2008?
14 May 2024
One of the odder and more under-discussed aspects of millennial progressive politics is that it pairs with a profound lack of trust in other people, which I think is a tough basis for building functional institutions.
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