Pension & Benefits Manager. Word play, Drums, Dr Who, Music, Nottm Forest, comedy, my band @totalrecallband. Views all my own & not of my employer, Pfizer UK.
Joined February 2009
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Jun 9
David Jason and Tim Martin out on the razz I see…,
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May 30
Let’s hope Eze isn’t doing that twatty ballet dancing penalty nonsense in the World Cup #champi̇onsleague
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May 29
Tonight Question Time features an imagined AI panel made up of historical figures who shaped the modern world
Watch the #bbcqt AI special now on @BBCiPlayer and @BBCNews to see what our REAL panel have to say on AI, including how it can blur the lines between reality and fakery
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May 26
Is there anyone really craving parting with a LOT of cash for Everett Bradley and John Shanks’ autographs? 😬 @HLovewine @ShakeShakti maybe?!!
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May 21
RT @hopenothate: EXCLUSIVE: Reform UK’s Makerfield by-election candidate, Rob Kenyon, had a SECOND deleted social media account, and the ar…
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It’s 2026 and Thomas Tuchel has left out:
• Cole Palmer
• Phil Foden
• Adam Wharton
• Trent Alexander Arnold
• Lewis Hall
• Morgan Gibbs-White
• Harry Maguire
• Luke Shaw
And included:
• Noni Madueke
• Dan Burn
• Jordan Henderson
• Ivan Toney
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May 20
RT @Peter_Shilton: We are thrilled to announce our legendary Ambassadors @SSilverlinings_ 4 great friends who have been there in the backgr…
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May 13
On hols & listening to Apple Music expanded edition of ‘Undiscovered Soul’ album by @TheRealSambora & find several tracks are different versions (lyrics, takes & mixes (If God Was A Woman is very different mix!) & different running order - is this known, & any reason for this? 🤷♂️
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May 10
I think Seth Rogen needs to show some manners - & time the time to review Celia Imrie’s incredible CV #BAFTA
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May 10
Your mum…..
May 10
Germany’s 2026 Deer Calling World Championship brings hunters together to use specialized instruments that imitate red deer calls, honoring and preserving a hunting tradition that has endured for more than 800 years.
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May 5
Peter Davison in his 5th Doctor outfit.
May 5
Today’s #nostalgia picture .
Who is this gentleman ? A great actor who played an iconic role .. absolute gentleman 🙏 #retro #memory #tuesday
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May 2
Just seen a tv ad for men’s Alpecin shampoo which asks “Do you have a problem with grey hair?”.
Why on earth would you describe having grey hair as a “problem”? It’s a totally natural process - not a failing, embarrassment or “problem”.
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Chris Smith retweeted
Apr 29
I need 100,000 signatures to win a parliamentary debate about the ownership of the water industry.
Do your thing internet.
petition.parliament.uk/petit…
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Chris Smith retweeted
14 Jun 2019
Look at this guy smash his own nuts by crossing his legs.
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