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I miss my mom๐Ÿ•Šโค๏ธ
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A good read from tailscale tailscale.com/blog/paperlessโ€ฆ
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Apr 21
i know a neega. i hope he sees early.
There's an old adage that says: "A man who doesn't have friends will sleep with his mother." Young men, if you're not yet married, let his tears be your masterclass. Here is the harsh truth you need to internalize: โ€‹1. You Need a Circle of Solid Friends. Your good friends would have slapped you before you finish talking. 2. Stop Funding a Long Distance Illusion. Especially where you are at disadvantage financially. Already distance changes people, this one then funded it. Sigh! โ€‹3. Never "Let it Slide" When Your Boundaries Are Crossed. That flat mate matter... you must never keep the peace especially as a man. Once the respect of a woman is gone, the relationship is over. โ€‹4. Gratitude Does Not Equal Desire. This is for those buying gifts and expecting love or desire. She is just an opportunist milking a cash cow. Stop the funding and watch the illusion shatter. Build your circle of brothers. Listen to their warnings. Protect your resources, guard your boundaries, and never ever, ever... ever... ignore the red flags that are staring you right in the face. This man committed all the sins. This man is your scapegoat. This man is your lesson for the new generation.
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Yes youโ€™re confirming the existence or not, in this case, of an account cheatsheetseries.owasp.org/cโ€ฆ
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Apr 21
the rice and stew streak too real. brooo I no wan see your rice and stew abeg ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Need a woman that would be sending me streaks like this, Iโ€™m tired of seeing pictures of rice and stew
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Apr 19
so @segun0x cgpa go dae somewhere online now? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜ญ
๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ LASU (Lagos State University) Data Leak Allegedly Shared A dark web post claims a data leak involving Lagos State University (LASU), with sensitive academic and staff-related information reportedly exposed. ๐Ÿ“Š Key Claims: โ€ข Data allegedly includes: Staff names Lecturer details (emails & phone numbers) Student matriculation numbers Dataset shared publicly via download link Leak attributed to actor: nullsec-ng ๐Ÿง  Threat Intelligence Insight: โ€ข This type of dataset is highly actionable for attackers: Student IDs โ†’ account recovery abuse Lecturer contacts โ†’ spear phishing entry points Education institutions are frequent targets due to: Weak identity and access controls Large user bases with predictable ID formats โ€œFree releaseโ€ pattern suggests: Motivation is exposure / notoriety, not monetization โš ๏ธ Assessment: โ€ข Moderate credibility: Data types align with typical university systems However, no clear proof of dataset size or scope Could be: Partial dataset Or older data being resurfaced โš ๏ธ Risk Implications: โ€ข Account takeovers (students & staff) โ€ข Targeted phishing campaigns โ€ข Identity misuse within academic systems โ€ข Long-term privacy exposure ๐Ÿ“Š Status: Unverified โ€” credible data types, but scope unknown โธป ๐Ÿ’ฌ Academic data may seem low valueโ€”until it becomes the entry point. #CyberSecurity #DataBreach #Nigeria #ThreatIntel #DarkWeb #DDW
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Apr 18
cry for me joor.
๐Ÿšจ ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช: THE ATLร‰TICO MADRID PLAYERS ARE CRYING!
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Youโ€™ve handled things before. Youโ€™ll handle this too.
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Apr 15
my friend had the same experience recently. he was trying to explain what he perceived. words failed him๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฃ. that was his first time getting down with a girl, btw.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
I just read some @Wizarab10 anonymous tweets about bad 6x smell experience and it brought back negative memories. Many years ago, I was wooing one babe for some weeks and finally, she agreed to come see me. It was winter period, everywhere cold and windows all closed. I was happy that Konji will not kee me this winter. she informed me she was coming with her friend and was gonna use the bus, a 2 hour journey. I didnt wanna wait 2 hours. I said to her that I will pay her uber to my place, it was like 65pounds to come and thats 130pounds for coming and going. She came over with her friend, I welcomed them, offered them drinks and I was getting ready to take her to the room so we "pam pam pam"๐Ÿ˜ We excused her friend in the living room and headed to the room, put on love song by 'dvsn' and we kissed. We started to undress. My weapon got so hard, I felt it was gonna injure me sef. Next thing she removed her trousers and undies together and thats when it hit Me! What I smelt that day, I had never smelt that in my life. That smell was a spirit, it had hands and I kid you not, It slapped Me! I couldn't breathe! As I opened my mouth to talk, I could taste it!๐Ÿฅฒ๐Ÿฅฒ person fit use that smell chop bole roasted plantain! omo, I just couldnt believe it and i didnt want her to feel bad! I just said to her that the room was hot and I opened my window! winter couldnt even save me! winter breeze smelt that smell and didnt enter my room, winter was scared! I just found a way to politely discharge her by telling her I couldnt find my CD and can not do the do without my CD. becos I knew I had spent a lot of money, I just told her to give me some Gawk Gawk before she left๐Ÿคง I dont know if she knew what I knew, I have no idea.
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Once you determine that your current situation is beneath you, you now have a duty to yourself to rise above it. Needless to say, this will involve a negotiation between fate and willpower. Good luck.
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The first rule of html-in-canvas api, never share anything but a video of your html-in-canvas demo.
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There's a physicist at Stanford named Safi Bahcall who modeled this exact principle and the math is wild. He calls it "phase transitions in human networks." When you're stationary, your probability of a lucky event is limited to your existing surface area: the people you already know, the places you already go, the ideas you've already been exposed to. Your opportunity window is fixed. When you move, your collision rate with new nodes in a network increases nonlinearly. Double your movement (new conversations, new cities, new projects) and your probability of a serendipitous encounter doesn't double. It roughly quadruples. Because each new node connects you to their entire network, not just to them. Richard Wiseman ran a 10-year study at the University of Hertfordshire tracking self-described "lucky" and "unlucky" people. The single biggest differentiator wasn't IQ, education, or family money. Lucky people scored significantly higher on one trait: openness to experience. They talked to strangers more, varied their routines more, and said yes to invitations at nearly twice the rate. The "unlucky" group followed the same routes, ate at the same restaurants, and talked to the same 5 people. Their networks were closed loops. No new inputs, no new collisions. Luck isn't random. Luck is surface area. And surface area is a function of movement. The lobster emoji is doing more work than most people realize. Lobsters grow by shedding their shell when it gets too tight. The growth requires a period of total vulnerability. No protection, no armor, soft body exposed to the ocean. That's the cost of movement nobody posts about. You have to be uncomfortable first. The new shell only hardens after you've already moved.
a moving man will meet his luck ๐Ÿฅ€
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the only cure to uncertainty is taking an unreasonable amount of action until the answer reveals itself
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@EKEDP, you guys are clowns. you scheduled an update. then proceed to break things while you are at it?? why is the prepaid saying reject for the past 2 hours. don't even get me started with the customer care service. tell me why I was on hold for more than 30 minutes. Just...
Also having this issue
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to hear "bye"??? bye asin?. are you guys okay??
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New lingo for nerds. Instead of saying or typing "where u at", you can simple say "where v"
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wrote some blogs. preetsuthar.me
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If you need a senior front-end and you should actually need one, please hit me up. I have someone I have worked with and can vouch for. He is ready to hit the ground running.
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I'm looking for my next role - part-time or full-time. I build frontend products that actually ship. Full systems, real users, production-grade - not just components. I care about craft. Not just making things work, but making them right. DMs open ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฟ mosesenyinnaya.com
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En esta vida hay que ser estรบpidamente optimista. El mundo es de los que se la juegan.
the greatest people arenโ€™t disciplined. they are obsessed.
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Olori my love ๐Ÿคฃ.. we never even use the template wey dey ground finish you don drop another one
Participating in this Date cancelled rubbish is grounds to break up with him.
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how am I supposed to know if youโ€™re my type if youโ€™ve never sent me money ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคท๐Ÿพโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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