Senior Staff Engineer @CircleCI -- Ops, CI/CD, Python, Bash, Delphi

Joined April 2008
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codebear retweeted
3 Apr 2022
📌Cosmic Personalities project: ❗️Total 100 1/1 #NFTs ❗️10 stages ❗️Minted 10 by 10 every 2 weeks ❗️Each 10 NFT will cost more than the previous 10 ❗️CURRENTLY AT FIRST STAGE boicot.carrd.co/ #NFTGiveaway #NFTCommunity #comicbooks #WoWG #WomenInNFTs #VisibleWomen #nftart
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codebear retweeted
Just nerd sniped an Engineering Lead by giving him a @honeycombio heat map query and showing him how to drill into some of the traces... the messages back were glorious... "But that one is taking ages, what's happe... oh... the api is hitting that one... that's not right.."
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3 Mar 2022
*opens twitter*
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10 Mar 2019
25 minutes until we have the impromptu testing of any time and date code that doesn't use UTC
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27 Jan 2019
I feel like someone signed me up for a simulation of the 1990s era Internet! According to the speed tests i'm running, I'm running a blazingly fast 0.20 MBps ... yes, that's right - I can get faster speeds with my Courier 19.2 baud modem...
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28 Jan 2019
ok, I have to be fair - tonight's crew at @comcastcares did walk me thru quite a few very useful debugging steps and we have determined it might be my 20yr old filter/splitter! ordered a new one and will find out tomorrow @comcast take care of your people, they are doing good
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27 Jan 2019
Week 3 of "can we guess what @comcast is doing to my internet?" Sunday Fun Day Don't bother telling me to DM you @comcastcares as the prior 3 attempts didn't get any call backs Where did I put that FiOS phone number... Oh that's right, FiOS declared our area not worth the expense
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22 Jan 2019
wooooo - day 2 of trying to get my @comcast Internet to not be a buggy, ineffective pile of poo - cc/@comcastcares and if another person tells me to restart my home cable modem I'm going to flip quite a few tables
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17 Jan 2019
@comcastcares so explain to me how I am supposed to diagnose my cable modem when your app says no outages but my cable modem is offline and the phone menu system won't let me get past the reset modem step BECAUSE MY MODEM IS OFFLINE - seriously?
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17 Jan 2019
oh! and guess what colours the app used to show the state of things... Red / Green guess who is Red/Green colour blind SERIOUSLY WTF @comcastcares
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17 Jan 2019
oh hey look @comcastcares everything is suddenly working now - with zero indication of what changed or your app saying that something changed. seriously WTF - I'm in operations, I get how this shit works and you all have seriously pushed me to the point where I'm being rude
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codebear retweeted
12 Dec 2018
Cool project using @circleci to test and benchmark #clojure solutions to #adventofcode:
Advent of CLJC now prints the scores of commited solutions compared to others in CircleCI. Instead of solving today's puzzle, I learned more bash... circleci.com/gh/borkdude/adv… #AdventOfCode #Clojure #ClojureScript #CLJC
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26 Nov 2018
#hugops to the NPM security and ops teams today
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codebear retweeted
And I'd just like to say, for anyone reading this or pondering the question themselves or for their own sons and daughters: Have you considered software engineering? 💁‍♀️💁‍♂️
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codebear retweeted
Looking forward to the "autoplay is a mess", "we still did not ship getDisplayMedia" and "seven issues we forgot to mention on our security page" slides. Oh yeah, and HDR.
5 Nov 2018
What's the latest with #webrtc and #chrome? Attend the Kranky Geek Developer Event @ Google SF on Fri Nov 16! Learn more/register buff.ly/1RbHjGU
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31 Oct 2018
. @FelicianoTech @HCornflower @one000mph oops!
22 Oct 2018
OH: I didn't even know it was Halloween before I got DDoS'd by random little people.
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22 Oct 2018
huge #hugops to the @GitHubEng crew who are working this outage
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3 Oct 2018
#hugops to Instagram's Ops team
codebear retweeted
If you are a developer, you should never know about tracing libraries unless you want to add custom data. Traces should come from the environment automatically as much as possible, and you should have an opportunity to participate into that. Participation requires what's above.
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