majority snareholder @splicemoment —— “No News Today” by Cody Mar, a book of Instagram Stories is out now :)

Joined October 2012
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Guy who thinks T.I. stands for for Tame Impala:
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UHHH MY MAYOR MUSLIM MY BAGEL JEWISH MY CREAM CHEESE CHIVE ?? KNICKS IN FIVE !!!
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dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore
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I need drake and tim robinson to link up
May 20
"Normalize glazing the bros" — Drake Drake and Kevin Durant link up in a new ad for KD's 19th signature Nike sneaker 👀
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May 5
idk why i thought someone would ever use this sample 😭
was looking through splice for samples and found a drum loop with the snare of doom despair and everything unfair
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Apr 21
he read the whole manual and it shows. these are the best presets i’ve ever heard lol
Zenotaph, @djh___ for Serum 2 Beauty, drama, and dignity: 100 deeply expressive presets from the German electronic, rap & pop experimentalist with credits on last year’s ‘MUSIC’ & ‘EUSEXUA’. Cover shot by @emilefortunee Out now on @splice
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One big wish
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thinking this must perfectly combine the special interests of a handful of my followers, at least
Apr 10
i gave every train in new york an instrument 🎧 sound on trainjazz.com
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hey macklemore can we go dropshipping
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Me and my friend can’t stop saying “the ticket is waiting for you at willcall” bc it’s actually a really beautiful metaphor
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I let 3yo play with toilet paper earlier and he said “this toilet paper party is gorgeous”
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Obsessed with labeling things
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Mar 23
i get a cody feeling
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Mar 23
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love my manager
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Got my horse to water. Now for the easy part
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bulbasaur stuns on the oscars red carpet
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Mar 10
happy @codmart day
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I met this guy the other day from Lebanon and he said he came to America on a boat. I asked him how long was he on the boat. He said The Whole Time
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they put me on the Too Fly List
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