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Optician council develops prescription windscreens autorepairfocus.com/opticianโฆ
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Bye bye Elon Iโm off to Bluesky.
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Lovely to meet David & his team on Holy Island today. North Northumberland desperately needs the change he & a Labour government can bring. After talking to him today Iโm convinced he has the experience, seriousness & vision to be a truly effective voice for our area. #VoteLabour
20 May 2024
I'm honoured to have been selected as @UKLabour's candidate for the new constituency of #NorthNorthumberland at the coming General Election.
And it can't come soon enough. With Labour we have the chance to ensure that Northumberland's future shines as brightly as its past.
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Watch โElect David Smith as MP for North Northumberlandโ on #Vimeo vimeo.com/899058840?ref=tw-sโฆ
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Watch โElect David Smith as MP for North Northumberlandโ on #Vimeo vimeo.com/899058840
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If youโre near Alnmouth you can call into Scottโs for a coffee from this absolutely beautiful Kees van der Westen Spirit Duette. For us at Puckster.co.uk thereโs no finer espresso machine. Installed yesterday for one very happy customer! #Northumberland
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Was just now having a wee chortle at this โฌ๏ธ. The Anderson dtr (home from uni) waits a long moment & says, in โthatโ tone, โDid you read something funny mumโฆ..in the Guardian?โ My laughter is โperformativeโ, apparently. This must be what itโs like living in Stewart Leeโs house.
6 Feb 2024
My column on the PopCons, and the latest comeback for Liz Truss theguardian.com/commentisfreโฆ
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At ยฃ38,700 for a foreign-born spouse, how many could the Tories afford? theguardian.com/commentisfreโฆ
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Absolutely disgusted at the appalling service from @UPS_UK! Iโve been waiting since 14.11 for a parcel and every day since then youโve sent me a message saying itโs coming next day. TWO WEEKS of wind-up! Where is it?!
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11 Jul 2023
Pray for Rupert Murdoch as his Sun Newspaper faces criticism for its brave stance against the sexually perverted BBC.
I lick his bald head & taste beef mince.
His folds of skin like ruffled bed sheets after night leakages.
His neck smelling of cheddar.
A dainty hen of a man.
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Grandad is telling us RAF national service stories while we eat cheesecake. He was a sparky but apparently he once flew a Vampire* while the proper pilot had his lunch.
*Could just be the cheesecake talking.
#FathersDay
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18 Jun 2023
Bastards. Evil Tory bastards.
Three days after my mumโs funeral - which i had to zoom to the family and friends who were not allowed to attend.
17 Jun 2023
EXCLUSIVE: First ever Partygate video revealed as Tories drink, dance and laugh at Covid rules
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I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitioโฆ via @38degrees
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Butโฆ. I want to be World King of Dads
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9 Jun 2023
The unashamedly shambolic shitehawk shambles off.
Fuckety bye. bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-6โฆ
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Rest in peace Bob
30 May 2023
Rest In Peace, โBob The Driverโ Forward Assist Volunteer of The Year, @rhqra Veteran & Never Happier Than When Up @campatkielder Selling Coffee & Shooting The Breeze With Happy Campers โบ๏ธ RIP
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Princess Anne looks hungover today
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Nice to see @Poundland-sponsored Penny doing her bit..
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