On a journey back to silly goosery. Pokémon, housewives, mental health, weird cat obsession. (see also: @milkmanthecat)

Joined February 2009
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from the sketchbook April 25, 2026
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four years since I met the little orange giant who would save and shape my life. I love you forever, Milkman—you’re the best thing I’ve ever gotched!!!
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art skill progress report on the eve of turning another year older: getting better and having fun!!!
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19 Dec 2025
every time Jillian Michaels opens her mouth to shame people who use weight-loss drugs, I wonder if she cut open her OWN face to make all those revisions? If she sews all that fake hair onto her own head? not sure if hell is real, but I cannot WAIT to see her there!!!!!!!!!!
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19 Dec 2025
I know all those people who want to use science to save their own lives would be better served by going on some reality show where they are bullied into starving themselves so she can get richer. But there’s only so many slots!!!! What a piece of absolute human garbage. Eat shit.
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21 Sep 2025
hi, friends. love you!
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Cole retweeted
well, you guy. I been piloting my Helencopter and sometime’s I fall aslep in the conkpit. Milkma’n always comes back to You, I promise though!!!
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14 Jul 2025
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20 Apr 2025
The toughest part of being the anxious, disassociated one at the family function is, perhaps surprisingly, the sweat. Showered this morning and just never got dry. 🤷
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17 Apr 2025
I feel like @pants lives inside my head.
17 Apr 2025
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Cole retweeted
18 Mar 2025
I’ll always trust celine song especially after she came up with this line
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18 Mar 2025
two years since I lost my northern star. love you forever, mama!
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22 Oct 2024
babies!
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22 Oct 2024
The cat that started my cat obsession and the pokemon who started my pokemon obsession. Finally spotted together in one place! Wailmer and nephew Scooter. 🥲
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11 Oct 2024
Every, every, every moment. Happy Birthday, mama! 🎈
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11 Oct 2024
We are trying! Learning new things. Missing you terribly. Making mediocre art. Always moving. Often floundering. I love you!!!
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29 Aug 2024
This perfect little baby (and his two stinky dog brothers) is temporarily in my charge, and I am trying soooo hard not to bond to him completely every time I go visit. He talks nonstop and rams his head into you to demand more belly rubs. Blizzard, you are an 11/10 I love you!!!
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21 Aug 2024
Leif! The tailor shop! Pleeeeease. 😩
New LEGO Animal Crossing 2025 sets revealed! Release: January 1st #legonews #legoleaks #lego #AnimalCrossing #Nintendo
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9 Aug 2024
The yard is mowed, the house is clean, every bit of laundry is done—I know you don't earn a cookie for functioning like a normal human adult, but when you struggle to get yourself upright and out the door, you gotta savor any reason to celebrate! 🎉 🥳
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6 Aug 2024
Orange boy summer
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