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Illustrations from 1931 Soviet erotic alphabet book for adults, created to combat adult illiteracy in the USSR. Illustrated by artist and sculptor Sergei Merkurov (who was later awarded a People’s Artist of the USSR status)
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Writing “exodus 20:13” on my baseball cap when I have to play on military appreciation night
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There’s a guy on insta who works at barstool and he goes around the office asking the other barstoolers geography questions and a lot of them are really stupid about geography so it makes sense that dave portnoy would think this
There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.
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Like the guy will ask what’s the largest country in Africa and someone will answer Brazil
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Good pussy got plot twists and a nonlinear structure
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Angels come from THE HOLY BIBLE
Something else to love about the Knicks, perennially: they're named for a fictional character by a major writer; does any other team anywhere have such a literary pedigree?
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ALT Sf Giants Humping GIF

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Multiple SF Giants pitchers appear to be protesting team’s Pride Night sfgate.com/giants/article/sf…
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My mom wasn’t too over-the-top in terms of dieting but we regularly ate recipes from this book, following the health trends of the times
One of my favorite parts about the 90s is we just ate whatever food we wanted. Food was food. No one argued about what food was bad and what food was healthy. We just minded our business in general. At least that’s how I remember it
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Hanging with my brothers at my parents’ house
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ロバの花冠🫏🌸 #花冠
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Bienvenidos al micky bar
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90年代の論文に載ってる、テリジノサウルス(ナマケモノ恐竜説)の復元画が良すぎて広めたい
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You ever feel like God phoned it in on some of these
The blunthead slug snake isn't like other snakes. This nocturnal reptile, which primarily feeds on slugs and snails, eats using a technique called mandibular sawing. To slice off the indigestible parts of prey, this species slides its jaws back and forth like a saw!
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need him
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🎶it’s flat fuck friday you fuckin losers🎶
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I got this (because it was literally the only Gatorade flavor in the Walgreens and all my doctors and nurses are always yelling at me that I need to stay hydrated) and Jesus Christ is it salty
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I hope that the painter/saxophonist/bon vivant i kind of dated in college who loved David Hockney more than anything is doing okay today
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Brutal
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18 Jun 2023
Call him meringue because I beat until stiff peaks are formed
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If we’re sharing baseball Onion articles, can I submit my personal favorite
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