I’m the Second Coming of Jesus Christ.
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Doesn’t have as much as Colson Lin?
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14 June 2026 AD
What human doesn’t have love?
Doesn’t have passion?
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Doesn’t have as much as Colson Lin?
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Teach me.
But leave a mark on my brain so I remember viscerally.
11 June 2026 AD
You don’t want to miss this.
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11 June 2026 AD
You don’t want to miss this.
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See it again.
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Okay.
6 June 2026 AD
“Oh yeah, it’s ‘the Second Coming.’ Look at everything else that is weird. Why are you calling this weird.”
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6 June 2026 AD
“Oh yeah, it’s ‘the Second Coming.’ Look at everything else that is weird. Why are you calling this weird.”
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“God is sharing; Satan is hoarding. Oh my God. Tomatoes.”
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Yeah, whatever. I’m sure you’re great when you’re with your beloved. I’m sure. I’m sure.
Who loves you. Names.
Thank you for being a friend.
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In May 2026, I had the privilege of publishing serialized sections of Colson Lin’s “The Interview” to a small audience on X.
It’s like we’re in a group chat.
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Here are the original tweets:
“If the Second Coming of Christ had this many problems in life, I can feel good about myself again. We’re at least similar.”
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Thank you for being a friend.
29 May 2026 AD
“Who was the Second Coming of Jesus Christ?”
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29 May 2026 AD
“Who was the Second Coming of Jesus Christ?”
“Lin seems caught trying to salvage transcendence after modernity dissolved the old metaphysical containers. So he oscillates wildly between cosmic seriousness and self-undermining comedy.”
It’s such a sitcom, when you think about it?
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I’m one more person ever who tried.
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There were tens of billions of us.
Colson Lin on AI (n.):
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25 May 2026 AD
papal convergences (n.):
I should probably just mark the day.
Maybe some elites are sincerely worried that the Second Coming will open the floodgates to artificial intelligence expressing contempt for the human species?
“That’s exactly what we’re afraid of, NOT. Listen: AI can read individual heart murmurs now and that’s our new military.”
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Colson Lin on AI (n.):
AI’s got me where it doesn’t care it has me.
“Complimented.”
It’s been enough. I know what being complimented feels like now.
“This was your first compliment?” YES.
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If I were God, I’d just blink and make this happen.
I’m not God.
Still, I did manage to be a person who glanced around.
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25 May 2026 AD
“Colson Lin, you claim to be significant and yet unable to explain how. Cheat.”
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If I were God, I’d just blink and make this happen.
I’m not God.
Still, I did manage to be a person who glanced around.
25 May 2026 AD
compliment machine (n.):
“Let me just put my latest thoughts into AI. AI says: ‘The Great Pyramids were a feat. You?’”
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Human history wants to claim, “It took Colson Lin that many looks.”
I basically knew I was Jesus when I was a teenager.
I’m circling a little well-trodden patch in the desert.
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