I'm a tenured cynic who wrote a hopeful book (@LittleGirlBook). I once opened for Weird Al Yankovic.
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26 Sep 2023
“Reads like a great literary mystery and love story combined in one—only this tale is true.”
— David Armand, 2022 Louisiana Writer Award winner
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Judas Iscariot was paid 30 pieces of silver for turning Jesus Christ in to the Roman authorities. But he made nearly 10 times that amount by placing a Polymarket bet accurately predicting the day of Christ’s death.
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An opposition party, if such a thing existed, could do a lot with this clip.
Apr 1
Trump: We can't take care of daycare. We're a big country. We're fighting wars. It's not possible for us to take care of daycare, Medicaid, Medicare, all these things.
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Mar 10
Four minesweepers that guarded the Gulf for decades are now arriving on a cargo ship headed for scrap. Timing like that almost reads like satire.
These were the exact platforms the US relied on to keep Hormuz and the Gulf sea lanes clear of mines.
Mar 10
Merchant vessel Seaway Hawk transporting decommissioned U.S. Navy Avenger-class Mine Countermeasures Ships USS Devastator, USS Dextrous, USS Gladiator and USS Sentry in the Delaware Bay to unload in Philadelphia tomorrow - March 9, 2026 SRC: FB- Delaware River Shipping / Andy Wyrick 📷
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Finally, someone put international conflict into terms I can understand
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Mar 7
History gives us the language to describe such relationships, when heads of state help a foreign power to kill their own people. It also gives us examples of accountability for such behavior.
Mar 7
Hegseth says Russia assisting Iran in targeting Americans is ok because Trump has a "special relationship" with Putin and that Biden is bad.
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4 Nov 2024
Vote the pro-peace ticket. Vote Trump-Vance 🇺🇸
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Feb 28
never forget what you’re fighting for
Trump: The lives of American heroes may be lost, and we may have casualties — that often happens in war.
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My wife: How late were you out last night?
Me: The DOW is over $50,000!
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Feb 12
Pam Bondi couldn’t indict a ham sandwich if it confessed to killing Mama Cass.
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Feb 11
Rep. Neguse: “The man in that video, the one…allegedly yelling 'kill em' at police officers on Jan. 6. His name is Jared Wise."
Bondi: "He does work for us."
Neguse: "This is who you choose…to hire at DOJ?"
Bondi: "I believe he was pardoned by President Trump."
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Feb 11
“Why worry about Epstein when the people in his contact list are having their best quarter ever?”
Pam Bondi LOSES HER MIND when asked why she has not indicted any of Jeffrey Epstein’s clients.
“The Dow is over 50k right now, the Nasdaq smashing records, that’s what we should be talking about!!”
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Feb 10
I guess some Cajuns dislike their own music because they don’t understand French.
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Feb 6
“Mom, Dad, why don’t we go visit gramps in that place that smells like a neglected litter box more often? I love hearing them talk about the good old days when they owned the libs with racist memes.”
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Feb 6
The “healthiest man alive” is not shitting his pants, he’s expelling gold.
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Feb 4
The CIA has shuttered The World Factbook.
It had been published and used as a reference source by journalists, teachers, students, and travelers since 1962.
cia.gov/stories/story/spotli…
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Feb 6
Imagine bragging about being endorsed by a shameless racist who portrays the Obamas as monkeys.
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The moral cowardice of parents living in denial will be noted by the kids inheriting this fucked up world.
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