suburban dad
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1 Nov 2021
Under communism everyone will have a collab with The Body
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A psychological drama about adults who are unable to understand that some movies are made for small children
'Backrooms' Sends Hollywood Running to Reddit for New Ideas hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
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Jun 15
Congratulations to @Nixon_Robocop and @CanesOmbudsman who are also both very handsome
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Jun 14
You’d have to be a sick person to take pleasure in the Spurs choking away multiple substantial leads and Wemby clunking shots in the clutch. And I am a sick person
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Jun 11
good on Tech for having the most ethical man in Texas on their side, that's now you know they're the good guys here
The office of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton sent a letter to the Big 12 on behalf of Texas Tech and obtained by @TheAthletic.
It states that any sanctions against Texas Tech over the Brendan Sorsby situation would be treated as "unlawful" and would lead to legal action.
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Jun 11
Need to figure out how to turn off these emails from bandcamp that tell me no one has listened to any of my shit in a year and a half
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My 2 year old said I love you to me for the first time this morning. Hard to put into words how incredible that feels
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At the Drive In
Jun 3
What was Your Favorite Band When You Were 15?
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May 26
Sure $30 million is a lot of money but it also seems insane that the total purse for probably the most famous North American race and one of the most famous races in the world is only $30 million
May 25
The Indy 500 purse numbers are out, and they are WAY up.
— Felix Rosenqvist got $4.34 million for winning (up from $3.8 million for winner last year)
— Total purse was $30.9 million (!), up from $20.2 million last year.
— AVERAGE payout per IndyCar Series driver was $936k!
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May 23
Really though what’s the worst that could happen if they let 38 cars drive 180 for 200 laps on a soaking wet track
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May 21
Not enough people watch Star Trek
May 20
has a show ever not fumbled its finale?
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May 19
Reggie Miller is a singularly bad commentator. Generationally awful
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May 16
Had a delicious potato egg and cheese breakfast taco this morning
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May 13
My daughter is at the age where she wakes up at 2a yelling for Elmo
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May 11
Ridley Scott’s Napoleon is further proof that historical biopics are better when you ignore the actual history and make the weird little $200 million movie you want to instead
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Luther Head mentioned
May 5
The only qualified Rockets player in franchise history to shoot a better 3PT% on at least 5 3PA/g than KD this past season: Luther Head in 2006-07.
44.1 3PT% on 5 3PA/g in his 80 games.
He finished 1st in the league in 3PT% that season amongst players to take over 5 a night.
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Watched 340 miles at the race track this afternoon and hit up Chili’s for a burger for dinner. Life is good
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Apr 28
Hell is having a Jack Johnson song you haven’t heard in 20 years stuck in your head
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