cooling butts since β22
Joined March 2009
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2 Apr 2020
Sometimes itβs the tweets you donβt post that matter most. π«
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18 Feb 2023
USAA your outsourced rewards system is a class action law suit waiting to happen. If you donβt want to offer rewards anymore just be honest, the redemption system is a convoluted mess #USAA
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25 Nov 2022
you know sheβs breaking hearts at uc santa cruz rn
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23 Jul 2022
Unfollow doctors who say:
- diet soda
- fruit
- vegetables
- sunscreen
- and toothpaste
Are bad for you.
I shouldnβt even have to say this lol
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19 Jul 2022
Me: Can anyone cover me for next weekend?
My coworkers: x.com/ArseQueef/status/15494β¦
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14 Jul 2019
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly #SpoilerAlert! A transformational make-over reveals that Ugly is actually gorgeous. Also Bad is good, and they all fall in love #PlausibleSpoilers #TheGoodTheBadAndTheUgly
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28 Mar 2022
Wow look what they found under the Oscars!
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12 Mar 2022
Fentanyl is Havana Syndrome for cops.
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12 Mar 2022
Arabs accept Robin Williams as the Genie without being appropriative because it counts as hairy arms representation.
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25 Feb 2022
When I was a boy and I would see scary things in the news, my mother would say to me, βLook for Sean Penn. You will always find Sean Penn.β
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28 Jan 2022
So we're all supposed to "prepare for blizzard conditions" just because the scientific establishment and the media say so? And anyone who says it will be sunny and 70 is canceled?
All's I'm saying is, lots of $ changing hands in snow shovel industry. Do your own meteorology.
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27 Jan 2022
I would like the option to have TikTok lives not show up in my feed. That stuff is like AM radio talk shows.
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26 Jan 2022
the military is just study abroad for cops
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21 Jan 2022
It's amazing how little we hear about the missing pandemic data from π¨π³, "Tens of thousands of officially reported Covid cases throughout China (since April 2020) that have not resulted in a single death attributed to Covid?" forbes.com/sites/georgecalhoβ¦
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16 Jan 2022
Would you go to an amusement park with a 1% fatality rate?
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