ooh i’m zohran mamdani. my wife is hot. my favorite soccer team won the league for the first time in 22 years. my favorite basketball team won the championship for the first time in 53 years. fuck you man.
Today The Democratic People’s Republic of New York City celebrates a Great Victory as our Glorious Comrade Jalen Brunson has Vanquished The Menacing Capitalist Spurs!
Praise to Supreme Leader Zohran Mamdani for it is His Wisdom we Thank for This Great Socialist Victory!!
Last week, at a Best Western in Sioux Falls, Joe Biden kissed a woman who wasn’t his wife on the mouth.
That, and other observations about the return of the Bidens.
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